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He’s a really nice bloke tbf. See quite a bit of him as he lives near me, we play Padel at the same club

I don’t know much about him, who would he replace as he won’t be coming here to sit on the bench

Two wins in a row! Will Still is the top G

Is he any good?

Two bad misses and generally poor all round from what I’ve seen so far. Too early to say yet hopefully he’ll improve when he settles in abit more

Good finish and we were good for 10 minutes after been shite rest of the game

Sugawara the guy wanted by PSG and Napoli 😂😂😂😂😂

After he almost fell over the ball fucking shite 😂😂

Same, too early to write him off but signs are not great hopefully it’s just early season rustiness

On his arse again he looks shite so far

2 sitters In about 60 minutes of football

2nd game in a row he messes up a chance from a cross low into the 6 yard box very poor

He’s certainly one of my favourites* *that does not mean I’m sucking him off

They've actually bought the basis of a very decent team, Ramsdale, THB, Lavia, Fernandes, Alcarez, potentially Charles, it's just a shame so much else has been an absolute shitshow.

I've changed my facebook photo to the Valenciennes badge in support i urge you all to do the same

I should have guessed it would have been against us 😂

Im pretty sure in 1984 when we beat Coventry 8-2 Danny Wallace and Steve Moran both got hatricks. Any other team done that? @Fitzhugh Fella might be able to keep me honest here

If AI Wasn't so Woke i'd be top by a mile. If you lot were comedians Whelk = Jack Dee Egg = Michael Mcintyre Duckhunter = Les Dawson

Did we have that in mind when we invested similar figures into Adams, Armstrong, Hoedt, Lemina and Elyanoussi?

Do they both live in Thailand? Things seem to be falling into place

No, it's so valid and funny it deserves it own thread.

I picked up a hitchhiker once, he said "not many people pick up hitchikers" I said "no theyre scared they'll be serial killers, but the chances of two serial killers in the same car are pretty small"

52k posts filled with FACTUAL transfer information, aphorisms, curious anecdotes and world class banter 52,000 gifts to you all pal.

😂😂 Fucking hell, we get decent link to what sounds like a quality player finally and a page is wasted because a poster said a few hurty words to someone about a player none of us knew existed until yesterday