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Did anyone ask about the tampons in the men’s bogs?

A great effort sir but I bet not many remember the song

What’s been your favourite over the years? Pel~end was a good one, Turdic was criminally underused

Well that is Semmens priority so I’d expect nothing else

Anything about what our finances will be like when we go down?

Nath is doing things his way now and there is no one better in Europe so it should be an easy win

Bloody hell 🤣🤣

Says the bloke who regularly has keyboard meltdowns and never leaves his cosy lounge when he can moan all day on keyboards

Jimenez hasn't scored for a while i think so he's guarenteed one. Lemina to have one of his 3 brilliant games a season, probably 1-0 like you say.

So true. You’ve got to be one of the most arrogant people alive to position yourself as a life coach 🤣🤣🤣

Me too. I think he might want a break though when he gets the bullet from Chelsea.

Could we be holding on to see what happens to Potter? Rumour is that he’s not long for Chelsea.

All set to give him the giant foam hand thumbs down treatment on Saturday

I’m ready

Just shut up and enjoy being in this league while you can you entitled bastard

Great to see I’m treading again 👍👏

of course teachers pet is.

DO football managers have probation periods like other employees? I would assume not as it's a contract but it was pretty clear from day one that this guy wasn't right for us or up to the job, it's mental that we've got to pay millions out to one of the worst managers ever.

Do you really think the club would announce publicly they are investigating a mass training ground punch up? Come on Soggy i know you think youre an investigative expert having held a low level admin job at the CPS and guardian but surely even you aren't that naive?

Would you go as far as to say Ankersen runs the club like a crappy seaside B&B?

Me too. Would make a solid and better defensively, knows the premier league and championship, would be the best choice long term. The i want to be entertained brigade might not like it though

We've got a very young inexperienced squad, it needs an experienced manager with a bit of kudos to lead them, we dont need another experiment.

We now have 2 in the top 5, probably taken top spot https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/worst-10-premier-league-managers-22173739 another record ✅ off

Who was out last bald manager? Cant remember us every having one so about time we gave it a go. It's working for Man City, United and Napoli.

Been banging on this morning about how it glorifies domestic violence this morning. If people watch it then it means they will think domestic violence is normal 🤦‍♂️