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70 games for Arsenal 5 England caps 🤣

Nath had a 75% win percentage in the cups. Today a given 👍👏👏👏

Strange to play Lavia when he can only play 60 minutes and we have a cup semi final in 3 days

Thanks for the lecture coach carter

NATHAN Jones admitted latest Saints target Kamaldeen Sulemana would “add potency to anyone” but stopped short of confirming the club’s interest one goal in 17 games 🤣🤣

I’ll be speaking to HR about it on Monday morning to make sure we do The prison service is there to rehabilitate criminals so should be one step ahead of this anyway

“But this is obviously something else entirely and the Scottish Prison Service has no protocol in place for dealing with prisoners who decide they are babies.” Why the hell not? Is it still 1974?

Lowe, the bloke who refused to sign Malbranque and Saha because he didn’t want to make Fulham financially stronger and us financially weaker. I’ve never heard that before about Crouch but I’m calling bullshit on it if he did say it, how many clubs go bust the minute they get relegated from the premier league? obviously some will go as they’ll want to stay in the premier league but other clubs have managed to hold onto their better players and given it a good go for a season or two. Let’s face it if we don’t do it within two years we’ll be down there for a while anyway so let’s give it a good go.

Just watch us flog anything we can get a decent fee for

Great news. Makes my campaign for free tampons at SMS to be extended to the men’s toilets 👏👏👏👏

Bloody hell. Here we go again 🙄

Shouldn’t be cruel to people with this illness. I’m sure they’ll find a cure for it one day. Until then just smile and nod at how lovely it is that a bird has become a man, become gay and given birth to a baby.

Bournemouth have just signed that fella from Bristol city we were meant to be in for. Such a difficult window we tried hard, did all we could etc etc

Indeed. Assume the baby has two dads from the photo. She its a transgender gay man now that had a womb that’s just given birth to a child.

This is a woman that transitioned to a man but kept his womb because he still wanted to have a baby right?

Not hindsight quite a few of us said it was a mistake. We were told we are wrong he’s brilliant and has played for Ireland

Jones said about Celeta-Carr that he's defender, he needs to defend and stop trying to be a footballer. He's right. Same could be said for Bazunu. We need a custodian that can occasionally make the odd save, not one that thinks they are a sweeper. Bit like all this bollocks about how good Elyanoussi is without the ball, he's meant to be an attacking player FFS, it's more important for him to be good on the ball. Too much bollocks at this club, we need a glovesman that can save shots, defenders that can defend and an attacking players that can create and take chances, lets stop trying to be too smart and worry about the basics first shall we?

Yep, thats the only numbers that matter. Compared to Leno who cost £5m less who has faced 31 more shots and let in 8 less. Whoever is basing our decisions on data seems to have fucked up their formulas.

Is it a bit emperors new clothes the stuff about him having potential? He’s a young keeper who’s already and international and comes from Man City so therefore he must be great? I’ve not been impressed at all. Plenty of others have said that it’s difficult to think of many saves this season where he’s done well to get it. Been plenty of others where you think he should have got to it. Leno cost £5m less and is top of the table .

Calvert Lewin is dressed like a school girl going to a funeral

Anthony Gordon isn’t it?

Maybe this is the real reason why everton are in trouble

as I’ve always said stats tell some of the story not all of it. In this case it backs up what you can see going on on the pitch. I remember when few statsmen were knocking one our because a few random stats told us Vestergaard was one of the best defenders in the league, this an example of how stats can also be completely wrong

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Was this whilst Soggy was working there?