Turkish

Same, too early to write him off but signs are not great hopefully it’s just early season rustiness

On his arse again he looks shite so far

2 sitters In about 60 minutes of football

2nd game in a row he messes up a chance from a cross low into the 6 yard box very poor

He’s certainly one of my favourites* *that does not mean I’m sucking him off

They've actually bought the basis of a very decent team, Ramsdale, THB, Lavia, Fernandes, Alcarez, potentially Charles, it's just a shame so much else has been an absolute shitshow.

I've changed my facebook photo to the Valenciennes badge in support i urge you all to do the same

I should have guessed it would have been against us 😂

Im pretty sure in 1984 when we beat Coventry 8-2 Danny Wallace and Steve Moran both got hatricks. Any other team done that? @Fitzhugh Fella might be able to keep me honest here

If AI Wasn't so Woke i'd be top by a mile. If you lot were comedians Whelk = Jack Dee Egg = Michael Mcintyre Duckhunter = Les Dawson

Did we have that in mind when we invested similar figures into Adams, Armstrong, Hoedt, Lemina and Elyanoussi?

Do they both live in Thailand? Things seem to be falling into place

No, it's so valid and funny it deserves it own thread.

I picked up a hitchhiker once, he said "not many people pick up hitchikers" I said "no theyre scared they'll be serial killers, but the chances of two serial killers in the same car are pretty small"

52k posts filled with FACTUAL transfer information, aphorisms, curious anecdotes and world class banter 52,000 gifts to you all pal.

😂😂 Fucking hell, we get decent link to what sounds like a quality player finally and a page is wasted because a poster said a few hurty words to someone about a player none of us knew existed until yesterday

I struggle to see how this is going to be profitable. I've not lived in Southampton for 12 years but certainly round where i live now there are half a dozen proper climbing wall, crazy golf and similar places within an hours drive i'd assume Southampton will be the same. I guess it'll not be in use on a match day and aimed at kids so for during school term time it'll be empty during the week and almost half the saturdays is a year. Just out of interest how busy at the bars and cafes at SMS on a match day?

We're signing him and sending him there on loan 👍

Nah, whoever is saying this is basically saying the player has been wanted by clubs in Europe for a while and now has achieved what he wanted to at the club, Will Still has wanted him for years, Saints see him as a central player for us to build a team around therefore we are the right club for him to move to at the right time. Very positive. Also confirms what those of us ITK said, it was meant to be a secret.

😂 This is gonna be shite

More to the point Graham Potter must be seething this has alerted other clubs to Fernandes.

Now Forest know they're in the Europa league they'll start pushing ahead with their transfer targets. Make of that what you will

We should have used a smokescreen to divert people off the scent if only we’d pretend we were in for Grealish we could have duped all the other clubs in the world as to our real target and swooped in for the Armenian geezer before him or his agent knew what was going on

Its absolutely laughable isnt it. International sportsmen with deals worth 10s of millions all of which have agents with contacts across the world and people seriously believe there are a whole host of secret phone calls and meetings taking place where only a handful of people in the world know about it. that they can keep it away from any other club who might be interested by not telling a local journalist at a in Southampton who works for a newspaper read by about 50k people 😂 Bit like people who think young players should sign up for years on low wages because they or their agents or families are so stupid they've got no idea what other young players are worth.