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I remember the days when I used to come home to a copy of Shoot!, a bottle of panda pop and a packet of space invaders after tyro league games. If only id known back then rather than it being a magazine for kids to read about their favourite players it was a serious magazine where every sentence of every article needed to be disected and scrutinised for it's statistical accuracy it might have changed my view not just of soccerball but the entire planet.

Like perceiving that someone would sulkily hint for months and months and months that they know exactly what is wrong with the club, how it is a shambles from top to bottom, the people running it are a bunch of tossers who don't know what they are doing and we have no hope of ever achieving anything ever again now the angry midget in built up shoes has left. Making *****y comment after spiteful remark for weeks and weeks about the club and its management. Then when they did finally manage to type and type and type exactly what they claimed they knew as to why the club was "in the mess we're in" and "on a downward curve" it turned out to be a complete load of laughable bo-llocks none of which ever came true it made you look a bigger helmet than you look for being identical to rylan from x-factor. Is that the sort of "perception" you are on about as the 'internet bully stick to beat you with"? Because to me that sort of perception is bang on the money pal.

I like it! I've had lots of ideas for this song as I know it wouldn't be long before we'd all be battling it out on here for the funniest little number we could come up with! Other songs with Me in the title we could use are.... don't let the sun, go down on Juanmi Although I search myself there's always someone else I see I'd just allow a fragment of your life to hate Pompey But losing everything is like the sun going down on Juanmi (We hate Pompey) Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Don't cry for Juanmi Argentina The truth he is really hates Pompey Throughout my wild days My mad existence He kept his promise Don't keep your distance (We hate Pompey) Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Don't stop Juanmi now He's having. Such a good time, he hates Pompey Don't stop juanmi now If you want to have a good time just give him a call (We hate Pompey) Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap And of course for the cool fans oasis stand by me He is Juanmi Everyone knows he hates Pompey He is Juanmi Everyone know he hates Pompey He is Juanmi Everyone knows he hates Pompey He is juanmi, Everyone ones, yeah everyone knows, he hates Pompey Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

You'd probably be the same if the captain kept on boll*cking you for burning his bacon.

VVD is surely good enough for a tred water club in a downward curve??

I expect Southampton to announce either an expansion of St Mary's or a relocation to a new stadium relatively soon.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?37346-St-Mary-s-What-we-might-expect-to-see-happen-(and-possibly-announced-soon)

Morning pal, how are you? Has anyone ever told you you are the Katie Hopkins of soccerball forums?

Why do people repeat the same old bo llocks every time on of our players is linked with a move away?

Southamptic really are a vile club. Who do they think they are that they can just take our players? Why do they keep on stealing our players they should develop their own. Their offer of £7m is an absolute disgrace, clearly just to unsettle the player. If john stone is worth £25m then Virgil must be worth £40m, we should tell them this and not a penny less. Moving from the champions of their country with regular championship football To a midtable premier league club is not a step up. The arrogance of their disgusting players using the media to distablise our players is a disgrace, think either That defector c*nt Fraser Forster has been tapping Virgil up or Rangers have paid Fonte for that interview in an underhand way to destabilise our champions league hopes. Vile club, with deluded arrogant fans.

Manhampton United will have two at times this season Arsenhampton will have 3 And of course Liverhampton will have 4. If only West Bromwich Hampton would sign a couple more we could give them the hilarious nickname too. Had some top Bantz with some Vitesse fans who say the whole of holland know us as Feyehampton and they showed me the Celtic forum where they are all calling us Southtic. Oh how we laughed. #topbantz

They gave us a fanzone, cracking weather, a barbecue a dj, video screens and cheap, decent hotels. We gave them Yates.

If we dont sign him this will be a massive fail from Les Reed and a real lack of ambiton from the club. I will be seriously worried about our ability to attract players to take us to the next level.

Given the choice between an FA cup final and last day of the season, winner takes all, play off type game for a shot at 6th then I know which one I'd take all day long. A cup final is a nice day out but finishing 6th would take the club to the next level. Or something.

I predict a tight premier league with arsenal fading away in April, Man United running Chelsea close and Man City and Liverpool battling it out for fourth. Spurs will finish 6th never seriously threatening the top 4. Saints will finish 10th, Make the group stages of Europa and have a decent run the league and FA cups. This forum will go into meltdown about February time blaming the Europa league for all our ills, but when our injuries and suspensions clear up and we hit form again in March those same people will be desperate to qualify again and blaming our failure to make a major signing in the January transfer window with the club showing a lack of ambition to push on.

Yet Caulker is?

Okay, let's all do the usual 'no one ever said that' routine.

Its a perfectly reasonable question.

Sell out crowd for a qualifying game, the largest number of away fans ever to travel abroad for a saints game, many without tickets, a memorable night at at Mary's which will live long in the memory suggests that not only do we care about it, bit we're positively embracing it and loving ever minute. Yet it was only a few short months ago many fans on here wanted 'champions league or nothing' the Europa league was a pain, a distraction. Qualification this season could be detrimental to our champions league hopes this season. People spoke only about not really wanting to be part of it. So what's changed? A few realists on here always stated it was be an amazing thing for us to get into Europe for only the 2nd time in 30 years, but unless it was the champions league they appeared to be a minority. So what changed in a few months?

Mane? The player that was the worst player we've had since Ali Dia? The player who should f*ck off back to Salzburg? The player who is utterly sh*t? That Mane??

Yes I did, greedy, fat, glutenous c*nt.

Correct. I see just like Adkins, who quickly went from the new Alex Ferguson, the next great English manager to a nice guy out if his depth in the premier league Pochetino is now only an okay manager who didn't really achieve anything. I didn't particularly like Pochettino but only a moron would say he didn't improve us.

Impressive turnout both home and away. Amusing to think so many were dismissing the Europa league as a waste of time and would only accept the champions league only 6-8 months ago.

We've signed a centre back the day after Alpine told us that we didn't have a clue what we were doing about signing one. Looking forward to the annual 'with hindsight' climb down.

I thought he was more a chubby version Richard Whiteley