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If the bit about Steve Bruce on an 18 month contract has any truth I'm totally done with this club.

Marsch...what you mean the guy who Leeds have just sacked because he got them into relegation trouble? Would make perfect sense in Ankersen's weird world so could well happen.

Partly true but the main reason we lost was down to tactical ineptitude from Jones.

No.

We've already pretty much sacked off every game we've played this season under Ralph and Jones. All I'm saying is, it's cost us a lot so let's not throw more good money after bad.

You mean you haven't already reached the stage of questioning SR's sanity?

Time to wake up and smell the coffee. We aint getting out of this.

If Nathan Jones is sacked the Welsh village that's missing its resident idiot can have him back.

Basically, we're relegated whatever happens so why throw any more money at it this season.

If you didn't know better you'd almost say he couldn't have done that unless he meant to.

Imagine a team gives you a one nil lead, a one man advantage and allows themselves only one hour to try to get back into the game and you still manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. You'd have to be some kind of tactical numbskull to fuck that up.

It ranks highly among the sequence of baffling decisions SR have made. I don't think they are cut out for this football malarkey.

Hopefully this is a joke.

It's not I'm afraid.

The answer is, we accept relegation as a given now and don't waste more money on the likes of Allardyce who won't save us. Probably give it to Selles until we can get someone in - the trouble is, I have no faith that the clowns running the club would appoint anyone who would be decent for us. It's a mess.

Bednarek is a good centre back apart from the fact that he always backs off until he is blocking his goalkeeper's view, turns his back on every shot, lays down, never marks anyone, never wins a header, scores ridiculous own goals, never rushes out to confront an attacker, is weak, is slow and doesn't read the game so give the guy a break.

Why would anyone ask Ankersen for a shortlist?

Mr Bean would have been proud of that one.

Ken Dodd's Dad's dog's dead.

My dog's nowhere near as good as your dog but he's still better than Bednarek, .

Doubt that will be part of his remit.

But surely he couldn't lace the great Janny B's boots....could he?

Did you not listen to the oh mighty wise one Rasmus Ankersen at the Fan's forum?

Danny Gabbidon reporting for Five Live at Bmuff match, 'Jack Stephens has marshalled this back four really well, he has been rock solid back there' Is he as good as Janny B?

Rasmus Ankersen says he can stay on because he deserves the chance to work with new signings and they see things that we don't - well, he got that right.