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Wide player could mean LB

I enjoyed the part about the alfa romeo

Mass w*nkathon now then?

Halle-f*cking-lujah!

Well, there's a hell of a lot of smoke.

This has truly gone crazy on twitter now. Pretty hard to deny that this is done. Still await official word though.

Hold up in gaston Ramirez deal apparently down to paperwork involved in changing his name to Kevin keegan. #SaintsFC

We'll announce when we want......etc

He comes from a town called fray bentos And he plays for Uruguay, And he signed for saints... eventually, And his name is Ramirez. Tune: house of the rising sun

We don't own his head, we don't his heeeeeeaaaaad, gaston Ramirez, we don't own his head.

Cue announcement made with great fanfare, greeted with muted applause and a general felling of 'meh, whatever'.

Many said bologna are desperate as they need the money, but at the same time, we are desperate to get this player (and they know that), so in the end (it looks like) we've paid out more money to seal the deal.

Sorry to pick you up on it.

Sharp.

Actual lol

One of the more intelligent footballers IMO.

If Liverpool come in and offer bologna what they want (and Penarol) and the player 40kpw, then there's no reason why they couldn't tie up the deal in a day, IMO. No reason. It's about money. We're cutting a deal. As we know, Liverpool will just pay silly money.

Can we just get this done, like, NOW, or walk away?

He's average. No better than Chaplow.

2-3 weeks apparently

Yes, Boilesen looks quality and Danish players (and Ajax players) will have a good attitude. Would love it if we got him. So that would be my order of preference too.

B Ramirez CB CB

Norwich have signed a keeper today. Perhaps they've had an offer for Ruddy?

Can we expect a pre season friendly with Bologna next season? Not sure it'll be friendly!

I wonder what our valuation is? 500k?