Convict Colony

Can someone get this to nath ?

I asked chatgpt why we play 5 at the back

Well drug dealers go all night but for football players i think its 11pm here

hahahahahahahahah so true, i always assumed it was cos they were poor

6ft 7 long

Surely you jest - out attack couldnt score in a brothel - if they fell into a bucket of tits they would come out sucking their thumbs, our attackers are atrocious. DM is passable for the next 20 games.

Am going back to the transfer window thread - we are at least winning in there

Go back to work

Ok I am gonna say i think Bree has done well on his first game in a division above with a team with significant issues, i liked what he gives and he would look better with better forward players. Why oh why does Jones start with a 5, we always turn up and play better when its switched to a 4. Jones needs to sort out his set ups for games cos they and/or player mistakes are costing us. We cant concede 2 goals and expect our forwards to score 4 goals to win the tie, that is on Jones to solve. Our new signings will be liking this - they can see why they have been bought and especially how shit our current forwards are converting good chances. All in all, we lost the tie, in my book we should have had 2 more goals due to 1v1s missed but as i mentioned before newcastle spent 313.5m net in the last season and a half, hopefully our spending now just gets us out of trouble for this season and we can reset next season.

Edozie and bree linking up well nice ball in and ALL our fucking forwards are on their heels on the penalty spot

At least this will ensure my streak of not watching league cup finals will continue for another year

Isak talking shit to prowsey

oh for fucks sake we have a professional walker coming on

where is mara

I like him clipping in crosses very quickly rather than fannying about on the edge of the box like the rest

Also since i have typing diarrhoea - i miss commentators who commentated and gave insightful information, not just cheerleading like some skanky tabloid journalist. Except for Lord Ally Mccoist

Newcastle are lucky we signed the Siege Tower and the road runner too late to play this game.

yeah bring on the 60m striker and their best winger to see this through 😉

To be fair ASM can tear our entire team a new arsehole

Cos refs are like internet trolls, act all hard when no one can see them but dont say shit face to face

Jones needs to ask himself why do we play a lot better when we switch to 4 at the back

In the last season and a half newcastle have spent 315mil and brought in 2.5mil - that is fucking mental.

I dont know but maybe Bree at RB might play very well and KWP on the left plays better than a knackered perraud

We've already won the everton v southampton transfer window game today boys, the rest of the day is just gravy