Convict Colony

What's the definition of success ?

Jesus who shat in your pocket, u were miserable on the other thread i just read (gaston) and now here.

Just got on here but assume alps is MIA

Hard to judge the dutch xavi and a guy who marked messi for 30mins in a world cup semi final on hardly any minutes in a new league. I think Ron has proven to know the current dutch market very well and he should know his captain at Feynoord very well. Lets give him a bit of time hey, we have players suited to face all sorts of different teams, there isn't this mythical first choice team anymore. We need to play through the midfield more then more passers, we are playing a big sam team then Romeu and Vic are in etc etc.

To be fair to Ralph his boss is a woman, if he was sexist he would go home and cry every night.

Respect, good effort amigo

Didn't really help she was chunky, would be funnier if he said "your not a 10 your a 18"

hahahahahhaaha too ****ing right

Only will be these 2 as like Depay and Winjaldum they have all stated they look at football first then money, its a dutch thing they actually think about their careers.

I know !!

Jesus christ why is it the worst of humanity goes to a fans forum, apart from those kids (who where the only one's who looked normal) half these people look like they come out of a marsh in norfolk and are related to the whole village.

I thought it was going to be streamed on our channel for some reason

TV is very much like cheap airfares. To get on tv or fly somewhere you used to be of a certain status before you'd be exposed to the masses or our foreign friends, that status invariable meant a level of decorum could be achieved. Now every inbred can get on tv or puke up all over the continent at 9am, its now the cast of Benidorm on ketamine.

No serious questions allowed thanks Batman.

Interesting never heard of that yet but i will try this weekend. Anyone doubting Koeman's commitment needs to read the below, a man of his beliefs, if we were Liverpool fans we'd have cr8p flags about this everywhere. "We were at an away game once, having our pre-match meal. Our coach, Theo Verlangen, would go mad if he saw mayonnaise on our table. But this time he wasn’t paying attention when the waiter put some down in front of us. Ronald (19) took a couple of chips, slapped them in the mayonnaise and just as he was about to eat them, Verlangen said: ‘Koeman! If you eat those, that’s a 500 guilder fine!’ Ronald stuffed them in his mouth and said: ‘Make it a thousand."

I've just move to Amsterdam so can someone ask Ronald what brand of mayonnaise he prefers on his chips ?

Exactly what I thought, hopefully he looks to steer some young protege's our way as goodwill.

Not sure if this is a trolling thread?

Virgil is trending on twitter, that is never good.

Kelvin is rich and secure for life and whilst a commendable servant in no way do we owe him a role for the next 20yrs.

They already said Blind continues no matter what, the best thing is I can take the **** out of every dutchman I know.

I can confirm the dutch love Koeman.

He's a poet and doesn't know it.

Gonna have to add Ajax to the list now.