Convict Colony

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Dude I'm drunk as ****, I've drunk a whole bottle of rum today, spelling is the least of my problems dog

hahahahaha holy f.u.c.k how did I forget that programme, that is ****ing old school Johnnyboy much respect amigo, wasn't that dinosaur called earl or something

Anyone picked up and watched an american comedy called Fresh off the Boat ? its about a asian family moving from Washington to Orlando in 1995 and is based on a true story. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3551096/ Its funny to me as I lived in Singapore for 4yrs so the asian stereotype's make me chuckle and the writing is quite amusing. Anyway if your interested here is a free place you can stream the current episodes, I think they have about another 5 episodes left in season one to be released. http://www.couchtuner.eu/watch-fresh-off-the-boat-online/

I am a soothsayer, this makes me sad

With the global 1D meltdown combined with excessive amounts of Kraken Spiced Rum I thought I'd go for a thread where you can assimilate (I've drunk 2/3rd a bottle and still have lyric's) Muppet show regulars with singers or songs, here is my list with video's of who you all remind me of in the guise of song. Me - Eric B & Rakim - I Ain't No Joke quite possible the most awesome old school hip hop video of all time guesting flav a flav Pap - J to the ROC - Saw something about you getting changed Bearsy - Ol Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya - Rapping in his boxers and singing he likes it raw, its got Saintsweb's own ODB written all over it. Toke's - Gangnam Style - Even tho you are repping Japan just by regional association we can use a korean song and for those not in the know Gangnam is the beverly hills of seoul. Dubai Phil - the easiest song to pick - Mo Money Mo Problems - Notorious BIG with Phil and the barasti boys starring Yes I am bored and have increased my post count by about 40 since 14:00 today.

#AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik is the funniest twitter hash tag i've read for a while

unless your cory or trevor or jacob

It's a good job our goalies don't get tested that often

Hahahaha double whammy bad luck old son

http://www.sportsinjuryclinic.net/sport-injuries/knee-pain/patellar-tendon-rupture Rehabilitation from a patellar tendon rupture is extremely slow and it may take between 6 and 12 months before the patient is able to return to sports.

I know a bit longer than our guesstimates

@SimonPeach: #SaintsFC goalkeeper Fraser Forster has undergone surgery after damaging patellar tendon. Usual time frame for injury is nine to 12 months.

Preach pap preach

Having been watching Black Sails (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2375692/) so have become a pirate who doesn't have a boat so I just stream stuff for free and become a pirate video dude

thanks PB I am trying to get through this but spiced rum is my only comfort

Please please please is it too much to ask for Justin Bieber to want to become a normal white trash canadian again !

Lex ‏@lexcanroar 1m1 minute ago if you know someone who might be seriously vulnerable re: Zayn Malik - they can call Childline on 0800 1111 or Samaritans on 08457 90 90 90

OMG the full statement, this is defining our year !!

Your lucky mate I've been in training

Don't make me take my pants off to fight you bob

Will this trump Clarkson getting sacked today, the air crash or Dion Dublin joining homes under the hammer ? I don't know but I am settling in for a wild ride in modern news reporting. Someone please check on Bearsy, I know he was a secret fan of Zayn's.

J to the ROC, y'know what I'm saying, rockpile up in here.

Part 1 of 2 completed apparently then based on our rumours http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-plotting-double-raid-feyenoord-5139069