Convict Colony

He looks inbred

Big Vic ? sorry cheap joke

This is how Gareth Barry is feeling right now.

Big Vic is a tank.

Awesome and Jack Cork most amusing on the interview afterwards on the Everton appeals.

Big Vic is immense since he has come back in, he could probably stop sunlight if he wanted and with cork getting out of more tight spaces than john holmes dong I'm liking this pairing, pity jack can't score in a brothel.

Gaston was training last week according to the pic's but looking at this weeks he isn't in 1 photo. Lots of the kids in the shots though so maybe expect to see a few on the bench.

Well done baz your back in the game, let battle commence

Always nice to say **** off to the journalists and bigger clubs who either make up **** or think they have the god given divine right to get other teams players. Thank god there is an early match tomorrow so this forum can get back to criticising our players, questioning the board and manager. I don't think I have seen Bearsy make so many sensible posts on 1 thread.

This........ has to be the post with the most icons ever

hahaha this exactly

work too hard for 7yrs and then moved to a country where cost of living is cheap :-)

Well I am not gonna work again unless I fancy it, I might start something online next month to give me something other than gym, playstation and saintsweb to do.

That would be awesome, maybe Alps will give it a go or maybe we can get GS to do it to stop him wearing out the start new thread button.

Ok a couple from a couple here, some are very doubtful but then again I would of said getting one of Serie A's top scorers last summer was also unlikely. La Liga: Rafinha Alacantra on loan at Celta Vigo from Barca, plays AM left mainly but being linked with the big boys, will probably go bayern to join his bro and fill in occasionally for Robben. Antoine Griezmann plays for Sociedad and is a 23yr old frenchmen, was being linked with Liverpool but I think they will be upping their budget now and don't think they need anymore AM in their current team. Eredivisie - (Great Value League) Memphis Depay 20yr old winger playing for PSV, has a full cap already, 12 goals and 7 assists already and rated at 5 mil according to transfermarkt. Quincy Promes, 22yr old winger playing for twente, has 11 goals and 8 assists already, again has played once for the national team and is rated at 3mil.

I like this new optimistic patron, treat yo self

@TrueGeordieNUFC: Moyes, leaves Everton - have best PL season ever. Goes to Man Utd - have worst PL season ever. http://t.co/h24eSZBM2K

Basic or lovern style

Would fit Leeds and their new owner nicely I reckon, swans in with his shades on and one of his wenches cuts some lines up for him

Having been impressed by this lyrical gangster from the north after our game with them I thought he deserves his own thread as his rant from yesterday was another masterclass, he is ****ing funny. If Oscar Pistorius needs an alibi he can look up "will lie for money" in a dictionary and see a picture of Alan Pardew. Newcastle 1 - 2 Swansea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wl58uFLeik

7 Mil is their opening bid, if we agreed they would know we are desperate and drop the price even lower or add payment schedules that would take an age to pay off. Go back with 10 mil and negotiate if needed to 8.5 with a 5% sell on clause. All of the above though is dependent on it fitting in with our summer budget and strategy something none of us have a scooby about.

Reckon we will be going either english, la liga or argentina in future, all 3 choices I would be happy with.

thought shaw and big vic (i have to call him that its his nom de guerre) were fantastic today, really really good, even at the end luke did 2 villains and get his cross in. Boruc's kicking has to be high on villa's passes completed in the final third stats. I know we all say what great work unsung hero davis is but him/JWP in those positions AM positions have to do better they are there to create, assist or score as they are attacking midfielders not ball circulators (why do i think of jordan). Rickie is not a whippet but he is northern. PS I think The True Geordie will be worth a watch later after swansea won hahaha https://www.youtube.com/user/footballfan533

Or this as rickie's legs may of gone but his mind hasn't.