Convict Colony

I can't work out who would pay to bang her ! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2

@tancredipalmeri: Southampton's Ramirez currently on talks with Inter and Fiorentina, according to Sky Italy. Looking for a 6 months loan Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2

Am still going for Banega, Valencia are about 10th in the league but his strengths would dovetail nicely. On the valencia forum they are saying that his agent has been touting him to Italian clubs and he could leave in Jan ??

is a Dzeko type player ? thought he was very pacey as well for a big guy

I actually liked what gaston brought when he came on, the thing that has ****ed me off the most is that unlike most of the other goals we have conceded over the last 5 games all 3 today would of been cleared with a tight defensive unit, it's just so ****ing disappointing to lose to spurs like that on top of their bale wonder goal last year, Lady Luck never ever is on our side mad it's bull****.

Osvaldo injured as well but now details Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2

Luke confirms he could of played today but coach didn't want to risk it, fit for Thursday - Twitter Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2

All that Nando's must be taking down his immune system

shaw confirmed ill apparently, he's always ill

Tottenham are listed as one of their clients http://www.gulliverslondon.co.uk/Our-Clients-g.html

has Jose got a knock ? what's happened to Dani ? can we please win.

danny fox noooooooo

You joke but being good on football manager has got someone a job before http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/thetoepoke/id/690?cc=3888

What's the definition of relative humidity ? The sweat on your b*llocks when your ****ing your sister.

That would **** off the cardiff fans, they would have to be Cardiffspor to fit in.

Gravity was wicked, waiting for Rush to come out on iTunes along with 12 years a slave Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2

A bit off topic but given how we rave about how what an outhouse Big Vic is and how Ricky is not a athletic I was surprised to see the weights v heights of the players, Vic only 1 inch and 1 kg bigger than Luke !!! Cody Cropper the heaviest 91KGs and JWP/Calum Chambers lightest at 66KGs Tallest - Gazza 1.96cm and Shortest Adam/JWP/Davis 1.73cm !!! I would of guessed Clyne but he is a lofty 1.75cm. http://www.whoscored.com/Teams/18

Hahahaha quality Kanye West rant yo Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2

What about grinder user of the year ? Philippine Saint (I've lived in Boracay so know the score) Tokyo (father in law and dog walks) Dubai Phil (only way him and Eric can find each other) Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2

I'm calling photoshop, no creases on here ab's, sides etc and she was a massive fat pig before, her inner thigh gap is also unbelievable.

Boys I think we need to raise our game in our muppet show discussions, I found Bearsy on this thread "Dating someone with Herpes" http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f48/dating-someone-herpes-2626245/ Other great threads are: Do you ever have sexsomonia, Beards make you better and my personal fav that Dubai Phil posted about Eric "I'm following my friend on the "Find my friend app" and he is up to some weird stuff" http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f48/showthread.php?t=2624019

From what I hear the army and air force all had their leave cancelled last week so this is obviously a controlled death, timed to lead into Day of reconciliation here (public holiday) on the 16th dec. Am liking the stance they are taking as we'll for priority for the funeral, South Africans, africans and then everyone else, if Dave Cameron needs a place to crash I can shout him a room, a pool and a world class golf course as it's gonna be packed around here in gangsters paradise.

It's going to be an interesting few weeks here in joburg, gutted when I heard the news last night but mainly for my South African mates. Looks like I'll be spending a lot of time watching the tv over the next few days and seeing the state funeral up the road.

I watched the first 30mins of the classico as we are better than barcelona

not even on the bench nooooooo