Convict Colony

not read through this but I can be the first to say A fish called Wanda.

This guy is gonna be our ronaldo https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/66F739C2901035041814778187776_1d72a585a4c.3.2_HorI j8h7aYour431U1W8C0Gic4Ju1v8V1OVXXU1.OUyOgIFeKSSTdY dZw9iYfDq6.mp4?versionId=1j3mhmXAyYoixGSqJ_plVIm7J widV9If

Prefer this one

Loan system in the Pl just creates a false sense of self, look at everton have so many loans its stupid and its these loans doing the business.

Gaston was looking perfect for his left foot centre of the goal when the ****ing tango man smashed him, feel sorry about the players now more than the 2 points dropped.

Depressing http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/720701/MatchReport I'm not even enjoying my beer.

The amount of chances was crazy, Ricky just can't play a full game in this system he looked knackered after 60mins, I really hope we play Dani next game as if we feed him this many chances he will score a tonne, Jrod should of done better for the other chances as well, his conversion % must be really low. Looks like Gaston has ligament damage and I would guess Lovren broken/fracture fibia looking where he was holding, not good, not good at all. I would of taken a draw before the game but the volume of chances we created and sunderland did nothing in the 1st half but they looked the only ones going to win in the end. Thought Morgan was missing today, Jack looked on his own, Chambers made quite a few errors and I am not sure Luke is comfortable 1-1 he looked like he would lose every one with Johnson. Bummed but C'est La Vie, its football but the injuries are a proper ****er especially Dejan.

Yeah slide away for me as well, quality tune but a shout out for Cigarettes and Alcohol as that was a tune to prep you for a night out.

Good read, have to say though that the opening line made me chuckle. "It was confirmed on Wednesday night that the daughter of the late Markus Liebherr would assume the position"

what i don't understand is the timing of this, why not after the transfer window or time it before, why had in your notice in Nov to hit in the transfer window !!!

I defo read that as well at the time of the contract signing.

hahahaha feck me you have made me chuckle with your salad dodging posts, most amusing.

I just checked by phoning my mate in East London to ensure the OP didn't mean South Africa but no joy, my dog on the other hand has been licking his knob a lot today so that is definitely a sign.

I'd like to know what has changed from last June when MP said he would walk, what has Katrina/Nicola said in the last 24hrs to make him change his mind ? Funds ? Selling the club to Nicola who needs funds to purchase etc. Also seeing an article doesn't Shaw have that clause inserted into his contract saying he can leave if Cortese does ?

I think Purslow was brought into Liverpool specifically to source and secure a buyer for the club from Gillet and Hicks which is why Liverpool fans speak highly of him. I would guess if he gets the gig unless they say otherwise he would be doing the same job here.

Better the devil you know and all that, change scares most people and Katrina is an unknown quantity. If she wanted to make a statement she can either sell an asset or since it is now her name on the door buy a 30 mil player to make the noise go away. If I was a billionaire horse wench I know I'd be spunking cash on a stallion attacking midfielder. Whose worth 30mil in that position then ?

Can I just get out a for fuuccckkksss sake, just when we were looking cushty we **** ourselves up, fuuccking huge boollloocckkss

Thanks for taking the time to do that mate really appreciate it being in South Africa, I do have Sky Sports News coming up at 6 tho so will see further developments

This is an awesome way to spend some slack time in the transfer window, yesterday I was getting a boner about Diego joining and today some super wealthy Chinese dude is looking to buy us and leverage the well known efficiencies derived from when you combine a cinema/football club/shipyard. What's in line for tomorrow ??

This is quickly turning into Paul Allen mark 2, someone quickly find if he has a boat and where it is docked currently.

just seeing this and some other pics and wolfsburgs kit looks pretty nice. Anyway if he is on our list then surely we can beat Santos and he has already said no to one of his old clubs so maybe fancies a challenge in the UK since its the only major league in europe he hasn't played in. I want to believe.

Put this on the other thread. Obligatory youtube and he looks gucci If we pay 1.6m and his rated value according to transfermarkt is 10.5m http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/diego/profil/spieler_4248.html then a 3yr contract on e.g 60k (all inc) would roughly translate to 9.3mil over the term of the contract so would only be 400k over his rated transfer price currently. Oh and his twitter feed is here for those interested https://twitter.com/ribasdiego10 and he currently seems to be riding camels !!

Think I preferred the Diego rumour, younger than I thought he was (28) and has an average rating of 7.85 for Wolfsburg this year which compared to our best Lovren 7.41 would be an awesome additional in the central playmaker position especially since he is on a free in summer. Obligatory youtube and he looks gucci

Vancouver is awesome, the constant rain not so much but I agree it is a wicked place and I will defo be back cos after 9yrs in Aus/Sing/South Africa I need me some proper winter and the ice hockey there is an awesome awesome show.

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