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Yeah aside from the obvious I also watch the Premier League here in SA, especially the Soweto derbies between Kaiser Chiefs v Orlando Pirates. I also randomly watched Eng v South Africa years ago when Beckham had his cornrows hairstyle in Durban, was there chilling so went along and stood with the home fans, they were going mental every time they passed the half way line, no vuvusala's that I can remember then either so it was decent.

Oh is that what phil does professionally ? i thought that was just his hobby, in that case I am nothing like Phil.

Tokes you missed me, thanks, don't worry though you have not missed anything interesting, I've had a dull day driving in the desert although I nearly hit a goat at 160kph, that was a brown trousers moment. I am like a cold dubai phil but without the skyscrapers, porta potties, golf interest and ramadan, but except for that we are the same for the next week or 2.

Not been to prison so not relevant yet !

This is Bullsheett why the Fuuck else can everyone else write shiiit and I can't write Waank, this is a hate crime

It seems quite relevant, we all agree Jane Austen is ****! thus Bearsy is acting on these feelings and is having a ****!, its all art after all as Big Bad Bob seems to think it was Gemma Arteton he was watching when in fact it was Bearsy having a ****! that he ****ed! over.

And there was me thinking this had something to do with muhammed ali !!

Don't lie phil, you and eric have been tweeting that feminist bird who's been complaining about her tweets haven't you ? you know the one Tokes is in love with as she managed to get Jane Austen on the 10 quid note ? Dunno why Tokes likes her she looks like little lord fauntleroy, oh wait I get it now !!

Right I've downloaded Hell on Wheels as I was desperate due to "going away" (trying to sound like I am off to prison and be well tough) anyway once I realised the title was slightly misleading and it wasn't on about female drivers I thought it showed some potential so episode 1 of violence tomorrow.

This exercise at least showed me how many Scandinavian artists I seem to accrued on my playlists as I kept looking for those countries on my list. 1) England = I haven't got 1 english person/band on my favourites so am gonna leave this empty. 2) Scotland = Primal Scream 3) Wales = Marina and the Diamonds 4) Republic of Ireland = U2 5) Northern Ireland = Snow Patrol 6) France = Phoenix as well for me or Guetta for his collabs 7) United States = Any one from Cash Money 8 ) Canada = Drake 9) Australia = Iggy Azela or Hilltop Hoods 10) New Zealand = The Naked and Famous

How can you give out rep points when your rep has taken a battering (like your ring hahahahaha)

Peace out, assuming I don't get assassinated by a Jane Austin reading court jester at Joburg airport tomorrow morning I'll be back.

You had me interested when it came up "Head presents" and lost me when i realised this wasn't the porno review thread.

Right enough Tokes teasing for the night, I am off to the Kalahari tomorrow for a week and a half so expect me to dedicate much of my evening to this forum and drinking beer in a dark room by myself, much like most posters on here. Also has Glasgow been banned or something, don't think I have seen him on a thread for a bit ?

He has the dude covering his eyes cos its him crying when he gets to the emotional bits.

BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM I am back to being positive much like Tokes hahahaha

Tokes if you didn't spend all yesterday reading Jane Austen novels you would of seen the demonstration of power I have over the mods. My Russia thread was on the main board for over 3hrs with tits and all and eventually a mod removed it to MS and was then too scared to name himself when asked for fear of what I could do to him, your whimpering to teacher ain't going fly jap boy ;-)

Tokes its ok, really its ok, we all know how my cried online while Bearsy was banned and then he went on holiday, he is the ying to your yang, he "completes you" hahahahahahaha you is well gay

I think if you reviewed all of my 557 previous posts it would be full of insightful and articulate points that has everyone reading them nodding their head in agreement with my excellent points.

You already King of the forum yo ! I thought Tokes was like your court jester who you put up with for a while before you send DP to impale him with a golf club, something I think he is willing to do more and more each day as Ramadan is starting to give him such boredom he's run out of golf stories as he's used em all up. It would be awesome if BBC (thats what I am calling him now) was a gay dude, would be amusing watching the papers wondering why he hasn't slayed some birds when he is like 18.

Stupid swear filter enabling other posters to put in other swear words in my sentences. Why do we even have a swear filter, who dreamed that up and surely we should be allowed to use the english language as we see fit, this is like infringing on my human rights !! PS Baby Cambridge is a homo

There is 1 baby who guarantee's me days off, free **** and an excuse to drink a ****load and I'll give you a guess it ain't baby cambridge. The mexican baby gets my vote.

I would also like to point out trousers as being something blokes wear, not I am shopping on behalf of "trousers" SW poster homie

I reckon they need to start doing squats and lunges on that beach, when I go shopping for trousers I don't wear pants on purpose so I can try on the trousers and the ones I don't like get a good lunge in them :-) You could of tried on my poo and sweaty balls, hope you don't mind.

DP I don't know where the be impressed or horrified, but since it's the weekend I'm gonna mayuka a star on this thread Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2