Convict Colony

Why can't the croatian fa afford speedo's

He comes from the country of red lights, He's signed for southampton so he's alright He'll be getting us to play sexy football for sure, Cos he's a dirty dutchman and pays to score

I loved the fact he can speak great english and is still going back to train over the next 2 weeks to improve further, attention to detail or more likely to be able so swear a lot more.

Fairplay to Les, has talked sense in all 3 interviews I've seen him in and seem's to know what he is doing, respect.

Love how the players contracts are always in blue paper but the big dogs use white paper, also is that an eterna watch ?

quality

I am drinking red wine this is the only way to cope.

I've yet to be able to watch any football as I spent the full 90mins looking out for the crowd last night. I think we should import some fans. and I am hoping for big things when argentina play

Nah phuket, having lived in Singers myself he will be on a 7pm flight on jet airways or something similar as its packed every friday and then get **** faced and see loads of pro's and trannies so a bit like visiting portsmouth

Can't remember if we are believing the mail on other stories or just ignoring their Saints one's but based on the below article Koeman won't be the next manager if Pelle is off to Leciester. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2656336/Leicester-City-set-swoop-8million-rated-Feyenoord-striker-Graziano-Pelle.html

haha ****ing hell that is bad luck

Mino Raiola ‏@MRaiola 8m View translation Galatasaray's new coach Mircea Lucescu

Koeman has been around the block a bit and managed quite a few clubs, thought the younger guys would potentially commit to a longer term vision than a 51yr old.

Happy with Tuchel, Koeman or Yakin, all 3 will make something of us but from a long term perspective I'd go Tuchel/Yakin.

Who are the english based players behind that banner ?

**** I should of done that since I lived in Aus, moved to Singers and now in South Africa, stupid convicts

I know for a fact the cost increased as key people were paying off some of the builders for extra's.

I can only surmise you are either Glenn Hoddle or Eileen Drewery

Have to say the groundstaff are all really decent, always bantering on twitter so if you ping something their way they are more than likely gonna reply.

hahahaha made me chuckle mate

Now this a playstation game that could take golf to the next level. #Grandtheftgolf

the longer this goes on the less I do which is nothing as I do nothing anyway. Reckon my posting has increased 200% since it all kicked off.

and he follows loads of porn twitters

don't think rooney or ox are helping out the fullbacks much either and what is wilshire doing out there

whats the longest we've kept the ball ? you would of thought we would strive for possession football a bit more so they aren't knackered due to the weather in brazil.