Convict Colony

Who will be the first to break my thread awesomeness, I am betting it will be DP or Tokes or Smirking if he hasn't forgiven me for the moobs pic

Is this a new record, how bored am I, maybe I now know what my wife does to stop me being bored ****less. Anyway it must be a record all 39 threads on the MS with me being the last post, do I get infracted or do I get a cut of the 5quid mountain and get a free curry. Am out.

Boooooooooooom done mother ****ers, record attempt

when ever there is a question in the MS, wouldn't is always the safe answer, record attempt

cakes always work DP, record attempt

dongs, thai curry, record attempt

what the feck is a price pikey, record attempt

Vic is my cousin, record attempt

what am I even posting on now, record attempt

nowhales, record attempt

I hear Spudders can't read and he is big on re-enactments in toilets with other men, record attempt

TSISAHOMO is a acronym at GCHQ, record attempt

GSITK is now an acronym at GCHQ, record attempt

What *****es, record attempt

I prefer the Jamaican square

Bummers, record attempt

post **** at the end of all threads to get a record

I've got a real dodgy pic of St Francis of Assisi, record attempt

Hanna Minx is a man, record attempt

thought this was about local asian restaurant, record attempt

Whicker is always thicker, record attempt

I saw pilots on SF crash and through Saints Forever had their own airline, record attempt

No italians are not reliable, record attempt

my poo's, record attempt

Whatever's, record attempt