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Am not too impressed by Vic's glasgow digs so maybe we offered him a lounge that was bigger and had its own entrance way ?

My thoughts exactly, he should be saying shizzle like "I heard tokes bathed with his in-laws and I am into that vibe so knew Saints were the club for me" etc.

Anyone who uses the term "the boy" deserves contempt and the ****ing idiot still holds the perception of us when he played, no ****ing way we will be battling for relegation and I bet if we get 2 more world class players he will suddenly change his tune when everyone else does and say top 10.

For those not informed this is what a porta potty is, think Victoria Silvstedt - permanently on holiday !!! Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get **** and ****ed on, hence the name Porta Potties. Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Porta%20Potties

Not sure how this isn't the hot news on the MS tonight but I see cavandish has a load of **** thrown at him today as he was having a pleasant bike ride. Is this the French getting confused with porta pottys and cyclists ? One gets paid for poo and wee while the other just rides a bike. Porta pottys are super popular in Dubai so I am wondering if Phill could comment as I'm sure Tiger has them on speed dial.

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 7m Napoli will raise their bid for Leandro Damiao Why are they raising it ?? I thought it was a "done deal" I take it back, read the post above, cheap skate italians.

Say we've re-signed bearsy for a year's supply of incontinence pants and 1 banana.

Am worried now, just thought I'd type in Tokyo Saint Cakes and see what comes up to see if it would make me chuckle and this was one of the images !!! Bears !!!!

i like this one, it says to me this cake is body conscious and wants to ensure it presents itself to the best of its ability for the person who will eat it who i would presume is an athletic eater whilst still slightly chavy.

I'm not sure if I am pushing dumb mod rules but I am only showing my love for Cakes, delete if your are offended by cakes.

or one for the eastern boys amongst us

Or in true MS style we could do random cakes that look like tits to beat the dumb mods from banning us- example A

For the love of god can we just buy someone, a new doctor, a new secretary, anyone !!!! it seems decades since we picked up lovren.

I am not going to elaborate any further other than to say I have immediate family connections to A squadron, have served in 264 (old name), ammunition is tightly controlled on the range and there are clear rules to be followed when on deployment regarding to firearms. They are trying to stop repeats of this - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/bradford/7272095.stm

Lets get it done

And we have the Ashes coming up this week :-)

Its all these tits

Banega, he looks like tevez's better looking brother, can score goals from midfield and is creative and solid at defending as any self respecting argie should be. 2 others whilst great great potential Banega has this season proved his excellence in La Liga, something which has a higher % chance of transposing his talent straight away into the premier league in my opinion more so than someone from the brazilian/scottish leagues.

Don't get me wrong I can't wait until the footy is back but as we are in limbo between seasons your hear the familiar chorus of nothing happening, "gonna be so boring" etc etc. However I am looking at my weekend "diary" and I realise the amount of awesome sport is on is unbelievable and we still have the Ashes coming up. Just looking at today: Lions v Convicts F1 Qualifying Tour de France - 1st Mountain stage :-) Wimbledon - Women's final Super rugby - All games Maybe I'm just a really sad sport lover but I am scheduling my day around being able to watch this stuff and the missus is about to head to OZ for 3 weeks so TDF will be daily as well. Every year I think that July is gonna be quiet and then am pleasantly surprised by the volume of quality sport, what are you guys watching ?

jesus for a moment I had to double check to ensure that the MS hadn't just released their 1st music video, the lyrics were powerful and deep but without being a bearsy lover I agree they have no chance against a polar bear.

This one is a good 15min work out.

Major deal !!!!! presume it must have something to do with Saintsweb discount for durex little fella's condoms ?

This but applied to transfers, commercials et al. Its fun to speculate but not wise to build a business case on incomplete evidence.

This but applied to transfers, commercials et al. Its fun to speculate but not wise to build a business case on incomplete evidence.

If we improve and win a lot more games and he scores 6 I really don't mind, sum of parts and all that, look at Bayern. Team result is more important than individual goals.