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yeah he's small enough, I would pick him up and volley him with my right foot, reckon I could launch him at least 5m, is that long enough to be considered a punt ?

Thing is Mr B, Ponch has previous for doing this with strikers at Espanyol, I suppose its a case of sorting the problem before it becomes one. Espanyol got rid of Raúl Tamudo and got in Sergio García, they'd booted out the greatest goalscorer in their history (potentially Ricky) and replaced him with a bloke who was going to be good (Daimao/Osvaldo maybe) I think we may get surprised on who Ponch thinks is expendable over the next 12 months (lallana maybe) "For all the support, as the Spanish phrase has it, Pochettino doesn't get married to anyone; players are forced to remain on their toes, assured of nothing. As a player he was good friends with Raúl Tamudo and even shared investments with him but had no qualms about taking the captaincy off him and easing him to the door." Good general article on him if your interested: http://www.footytube.com/news/guardian/espanyol-indebted-to-mauricio-pochettino-as-kids-show-their-worth-L5120

hahahaha are you hiding behind the bush taking photo's whilst one of your dogs bums you or have you stumbled onto a beach where the only nudists allowed are page 3 girls ? I know which one i am hoping for.

Was it the gay Stone Cold Steve Austin discussion on Southamptons Hardest Man that finally turned you ?

My mistake it was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, this is what he looks like.

What about that dude in the BFG who steals children ?? it sounds like Tokes m.o.

I've just rickrolled to Texas Pete now !!! what is happening to me !!!

Hahaha but its darkest before the dawn, someone needs to do something interesting before the forum drops off the map (admittedly not me). Bearsy why don't you review a Jane Austen and get Tokes to discuss

Whilst reading through pages of "in my humble opinion" or definitions of negligent and inactivity on the main board I was losing the will to live and I mentally rickrolled https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling into thinking if there was a famous tank named victor who I could use as an avatar for big vic. Anyway I came upon this Victor from Thomas the Tank Engine and it sounds like half the saints team is replicated in Thomas the Tank Engine land, there's a Luke, Kevin sounds like Kelvin and there is even a 'Arry !! Good to see Vic takes no **** in Thomas land as well !! " Victor is a narrow gauge engine who keeps the Sodor Steamworks operating. He is a busy engine with a winning sense of humour and a heart of gold. He is highly respected among all of the Sodor engines for helping to sort their repairs and see to their needs. He is very friendly, can often put a smile on an engine's smokebox, and will often help guide an engine where he feels it may be to their benefit. Victor also has a firm manner when something needs to be sorted and stands no nonsense from haughty steam engines or lurking Diesel engines. He takes his work very seriously and takes great pride in helping to maintain the service of the Steamworks. In his time, Victor has helped restore, repair, and repaint many of Sodor's locomotives and he keeps the Steamworks a welcoming, bustling, hospitable environment. He keeps a keen, watchful eye over Kevin the crane, who assists him in the works' operations. Kevin's clumsiness and antics may cause Victor bother and disturbance, but Victor is fond of Kevin and glad to have him as part of the team He now works at the Sodor Steamworks and is always busy finding, delivering, or collecting parts and supervising activities around the yard. He is a wise and friendly engine who is always ready to help his friends, however, he refuses to put up with nonsense." http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Victor_(television_series) So what other kids tv Characters could the players or Saintsweb members be ? Yes I am bored

Quality, miss tokes is not going to be happy with the bear love, I reckon after our next game you have a go at doing a match review Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2

That was just plain embarrassing to watch, I know they won't be that good but don't film yourself being **** and uber skinny and put it in the paper. It was like watching stickmen fighting

Yeah aside from the obvious I also watch the Premier League here in SA, especially the Soweto derbies between Kaiser Chiefs v Orlando Pirates. I also randomly watched Eng v South Africa years ago when Beckham had his cornrows hairstyle in Durban, was there chilling so went along and stood with the home fans, they were going mental every time they passed the half way line, no vuvusala's that I can remember then either so it was decent.

Oh is that what phil does professionally ? i thought that was just his hobby, in that case I am nothing like Phil.

Tokes you missed me, thanks, don't worry though you have not missed anything interesting, I've had a dull day driving in the desert although I nearly hit a goat at 160kph, that was a brown trousers moment. I am like a cold dubai phil but without the skyscrapers, porta potties, golf interest and ramadan, but except for that we are the same for the next week or 2.

Not been to prison so not relevant yet !

This is Bullsheett why the Fuuck else can everyone else write shiiit and I can't write Waank, this is a hate crime

It seems quite relevant, we all agree Jane Austen is ****! thus Bearsy is acting on these feelings and is having a ****!, its all art after all as Big Bad Bob seems to think it was Gemma Arteton he was watching when in fact it was Bearsy having a ****! that he ****ed! over.

And there was me thinking this had something to do with muhammed ali !!

Don't lie phil, you and eric have been tweeting that feminist bird who's been complaining about her tweets haven't you ? you know the one Tokes is in love with as she managed to get Jane Austen on the 10 quid note ? Dunno why Tokes likes her she looks like little lord fauntleroy, oh wait I get it now !!

Right I've downloaded Hell on Wheels as I was desperate due to "going away" (trying to sound like I am off to prison and be well tough) anyway once I realised the title was slightly misleading and it wasn't on about female drivers I thought it showed some potential so episode 1 of violence tomorrow.

This exercise at least showed me how many Scandinavian artists I seem to accrued on my playlists as I kept looking for those countries on my list. 1) England = I haven't got 1 english person/band on my favourites so am gonna leave this empty. 2) Scotland = Primal Scream 3) Wales = Marina and the Diamonds 4) Republic of Ireland = U2 5) Northern Ireland = Snow Patrol 6) France = Phoenix as well for me or Guetta for his collabs 7) United States = Any one from Cash Money 8 ) Canada = Drake 9) Australia = Iggy Azela or Hilltop Hoods 10) New Zealand = The Naked and Famous

How can you give out rep points when your rep has taken a battering (like your ring hahahahaha)

Peace out, assuming I don't get assassinated by a Jane Austin reading court jester at Joburg airport tomorrow morning I'll be back.

You had me interested when it came up "Head presents" and lost me when i realised this wasn't the porno review thread.

Right enough Tokes teasing for the night, I am off to the Kalahari tomorrow for a week and a half so expect me to dedicate much of my evening to this forum and drinking beer in a dark room by myself, much like most posters on here. Also has Glasgow been banned or something, don't think I have seen him on a thread for a bit ?