Convict Colony

I read this as sharknads, record attempt

What is this thread about, weird, record attempt post

I've never been infracted therefore too clever to get caught, record attempt post

Thread about ghosts or spies, not read it but record attempt post

Think Larks have a bad reputation for being easy, record attempt

Am going for the last post one the entire front page of the MS.

no love, just hate my old friend, record attempt post.

No boobies but kinda of cool = Fail, record attempt

I am going for your record but in the MS this time.

All I know living in africa is Hippo's are awesome and they remind me of the old men in the muppet show who are always slagging off people. Last post in every thread attempt in the MS

the above always reminds me of that Tom Hanks film with the donkey. Going for last post on every thread in the MS.

Last post on the first page of the MS, I go for Milton Keynes or Luton being ****ing ****

can I be the last post on every thread ?

Going for a record last post on MS

Its so quiet on this forum I am beginning to look forward to Beary's San Antonio flashbacks and men's toilets stories

hahaha ****ing hell that made me laugh. I do have this tag, like many others not a big fan of Tag generally but i really liked the aesthetics of this one. Next on my list would be one of these a Rolex Pro-Hunter Daytona, Pro-Hunter are like the AMG of Mercedes for Rolex.

hahahaha the only way it would of been better if youself, Alpine and Glasgow were all doing the same thing on the same thread, the holy trinity would send this place ballistic if you started self moderating hahaha

I thought I would never say this but i am very impressed by our bus, bad luck alps, get over to the training ground if its only 50kms.

Spudders I would of expected better, all tits are Saints related mate, you know the rules.

hahahaha I hope your moderating was on this in the main forum before it got moved, you must of had plenty of bites.

I see you sir and raise you

Doh I went into a panic search after seeing all the topless blokes hoping against hope i would find something to bring it back on topic

How did Gazza wrap it up to make it 5-0 !! Is he our new striker ? Just read the other tweets and it seems our Goalie's are scoring machines !!!

Doesn't sound good: The Argentina international, who has been no stranger to controversy since arriving at Mestalla, believes los Che have a squad capable of lifting a trophy Ever Banega has expressed his desire to repay all of the support Valencia have shown in him by helping them win a title this season. The Argentine has suffered with injury problems during his time at Mestalla - including an ankle problem after being run over by his own car - but he is determined to bring los Che the success he feels the club deserves. “I am grateful that I have had so much affection, so many chances and it is time to return it in style on the pitch,” Banega told VCFPlay, his club's official TV channel. “I am proud to be a part of Valencia. I have spent a while here, I know the place very well and it really leaves a mark on you. “There’s a style, it marks you for life. You become one of them. “I face this season with the same enthusiasm and ambition as previous ones. I am proud to be one of the oldest here at 25. “With the squad that we have here, we deserve to win a title.” Banega, who has been capped 19 times by his country, joined Valencia from Boca Juniors in 2008 for a reported fee of €20 million Bloody hell !!

What the **** has happened to this thread in the last 24hrs !!! Balanced