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see quite a few tweets in the last hour saying koeman will be announced tomorrow !!!

To be fair to Pelle it seems he is decent in his own right not just cos koeman rates him as he was a highlighted option in this article back in Jan when we got rid of Osvaldo. http://whatculture.com/sport/southampton-transfers-5-strikers-replace-dani-osvaldo.php/4

Yeah I am in the Rooney overrated camp, think he is detrimental to the team ethic as I just see him moaning a lot at the younger players, keep coming deep and basically just not worth the hassle. I really think he would be better at the moment from the bench as being a secret fatboy running around in the humidity isn't going to be nice for him. Front 3 for me currently is: Sturridge Lallana Sterling

Antananarivo, hot and humid as hell, unorganised and the surrounding area is prone to black death outbreaks. I was there 1 week before this happened. http://reliefweb.int/report/madagascar/plague-madagascar Lived in Singapore and flown out of loads of time for 4 yrs as well so can confirm changi is the best I have visited, the bags get through so quickly. Shout out to vancouver though as I liked that one.

Think it isn't about end positions etc but what he did with the club he had. There were apparently 10th when he took over, hardly had any money and coached (this seems to be a rare skill for managers) the players to be better and thus improved the team to finish 2nd I think.

Kai Wayne @KaiWayne FROM DADDY: Kai, Playing wide left. Wide ****ing left. That's where they normally stick arseholes like Downing or Young. Love Dad.

Boring Milner and Soccer guy are awesome. Picked some others out you might be interested in all parody accounts: @TweeterAlliss who takes the **** when he can @evilkagawa this one is bloody funny @bigjohnterry this one could be john terry @kaiwayne now this is ****ing funny, Wayne's kid basically swearing a lot etc @thebig_sam quality

Dunno what we are talking about as can't be a*sed to read but I read something about Pelle costing 10m euro and being linked with us, think it was a dutch tweet.

research

this is my current fav random fact on here, its true as well hahaha A bit like have you ever wondered how Dora the explorer gets her jumpers on ?

yeah i like the Ronk as it sort of reminds me of the Gronk who plays for New England Patriots

what about this 17yr old !!!

Yeah can't wait for it to start so I can also resume the 14:00 tv start time and await the battles in the mountains or watch the battle the wind splits across the flat lands. Getting the Frome book as soon as its out so have gotta back him, also since I have seen him on his bike out in the cradle of humankind in the Jozi area when he trains back here. 1st - Frome, 2nd - Nibali (just like something about him) 3rd - Kreuziger (I just remember him having to stop and help contador lots last year on the climbs) Green - Sagan - Loves the birds and wheelies

There needs to be a red light district reference and goldfinger one in there somewhere.

Why is he leaving leverkusen ?? thought he was doing well there.

I'm with you, I couldn't be arsed to watch the final either. If Liverpool get lallana as well I really really hope the get Donetsk in the CL group stages. [video=youtube_share;RNukK48xb_k]

Wow Caulker is alright, he can sit on the back of a crocodile and not get bitten, proper english centre back. Also if he joins us he is gonna have to update his wag if that is her in the photo.

We need a new penalty taker so I say sign up the legend that is Assad 'Adey' Ali the current Maldives player and allround penalty superstar. [video=youtube_share;m8TeCUcMiSE]

What down to post 14 and no one asks for source !!

call him mopo

This would increase the membership

I think the only way to understand if this info is correct is to get Guan and apply the witches rules to him. Dunk him and if he drowns he was telling the truth, but if he survives he's a witch and we must burn him :-)

If we get Koeman can we call him RoKo?

Don't think beggars can be choosers, the most recent one we have is the JPT.