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can someone buy our team some boots where they don't slip over all the time

If we are going to have a non open play goal scoring midfielder on the pitch then at least make it JWP as he can at least pass and cross. Davis has had lead in his boots for a few games now.

just came on here to say that, he's had a shocking last month

Matic cost Chelsea 21 mil when they resigned him so I'd say Morgan defo 25mil based on his performances in the premier league

Going to Bournemouth

First world problems

Lets not get carried away he scored a penalty.

hahahahahhahaha so true, she's like the scottish Oprah Also interesting to see in the news today that the BBC has been borrowing from the EU bank and received 4mil in funding from the EU, may explain the movement of the org away from the EU referendum parties or am I reading too much into this.

hahahahahahahahahaha yes another midfielder who doesn't score much is exactly what we need brah

I take it back Phil, this seems more like you hahaha http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/12896453.Naked_bald_man_seen__aggressively_masturbating__and__grunting__in_Grove_Park/?ref=mr

Holy Shiit, I Saw A Woman Getting Jumped By 3 Dudes So I Jumped In! She didn't stand a chance against the 4 of us.

Don't lie Phil, I heard your new job is dressing as Snoop Dog's puppet on his tour.

I think we all know that this is what Bearsy is actually doing most of the time he is on here.

Pelle/JWP both score so this weekend its Davis turn I would assume.

I would go on record and say I would only back Mourinho to go to a new country, join a team a middle table team that has lost 4 key players in its 2nd year in the top league and get them somewhere between 4-7th position. Its taken Van Gaal 250million to be 9 points better off than us and he was starting from a higher quality of team.

Sod the wingers just give me a attacking midfielder who can assist and score goals and as I have said previously based on his performance for PSV this season Georginio Wijnaldum is an absolute gun who maybe not what the top 4 want/need, Eriksen has that role for Spurs, Liverpool have Coutinho playing in there so not many free positions in the top 6. Interesting to see that he said he has been watching the big and not so big clubs on tv.

This he is a massive

Happens to the best, losing their best players every season hasn't destroyed Dortmund, I think Pepe summoned it up best when he said "Footballers are not always so responsive when the voice giving the instructions is the same" Pepe Guardiola

Done Lovren better win he has been outstandingly bad this year

Same price as Athletico and Simone just signed a 5yr deal the other week, who makes up this rubbish or is it to hook in the lazy punter who doesn't know this.

hahahahahahha

hahahahahahha yeah just goes to show perspective is everything. Mine was Morgan followed by Jose.

Don't know how Maya is getting so many man of the matches, I thought Morgan was by a clear mile, his interceptions and tackles once vic was booked was on another planet, his passing crisp and probing and he set up Pelle for the goal. He is quality and will be missed.