Convict Colony

Basic or lovern style

Would fit Leeds and their new owner nicely I reckon, swans in with his shades on and one of his wenches cuts some lines up for him

Having been impressed by this lyrical gangster from the north after our game with them I thought he deserves his own thread as his rant from yesterday was another masterclass, he is ****ing funny. If Oscar Pistorius needs an alibi he can look up "will lie for money" in a dictionary and see a picture of Alan Pardew. Newcastle 1 - 2 Swansea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wl58uFLeik

7 Mil is their opening bid, if we agreed they would know we are desperate and drop the price even lower or add payment schedules that would take an age to pay off. Go back with 10 mil and negotiate if needed to 8.5 with a 5% sell on clause. All of the above though is dependent on it fitting in with our summer budget and strategy something none of us have a scooby about.

Reckon we will be going either english, la liga or argentina in future, all 3 choices I would be happy with.

thought shaw and big vic (i have to call him that its his nom de guerre) were fantastic today, really really good, even at the end luke did 2 villains and get his cross in. Boruc's kicking has to be high on villa's passes completed in the final third stats. I know we all say what great work unsung hero davis is but him/JWP in those positions AM positions have to do better they are there to create, assist or score as they are attacking midfielders not ball circulators (why do i think of jordan). Rickie is not a whippet but he is northern. PS I think The True Geordie will be worth a watch later after swansea won hahaha https://www.youtube.com/user/footballfan533

Or this as rickie's legs may of gone but his mind hasn't.

This just been watching him and morgan and big vic has been a beast, the first 5mins was like he morphed into beckham pinging balls around, most amusing. We are dreadfully slow up front, not seen much of JWP really aside from the 1 bale, clyne same, very ragged at the end. Reed for JWP ?

Also continue to be a human tank if delph runs in your direction. In all honesty tho I expect Vic to be much improved passing and general play after a whole pre-season as he did improve as we went through the season before his injury.

Yeah looking like a tough to to score against rather than score. Am going for a big Vic goal and Adam tho cos I'm eternally optimistic 2-1

Yeah I'm sort of hoping the midfield has a surprise in it, even guly getting a game would add more attacking instincts, just hope the good chances don't all fall to jack cork :-)

I have got over 24 cans of Windhoek, Amstel and Heineken to last me this time tho and if I can drink that 2 bottles of amarula to top it off if we lose.

Not much excitement for this game huh, team news due out shortly and I hope we are at least more clinical going forward after last week.

I'd be Pastor Patron to see if he has photo's of Jordan Rhodes all over his bedroom wall.

I fancy buy a motorbike but have done for years and really fancy a triumph bonneville with scrambler tyres so I can cruise the forest tracks here and cos they look sick - example aside from that nothing else as a lot seems to be work related as well, I'm 38 and retired already :-) I thought taking up triathlon or cycling was the new mid-life crisis anyway as all the old dudes I knew at work used to really get into it massively.

yeah fair point

would be interested in Connor Wickham given he is young and was decent before sunderland and given a decent run in a team as proven I think until last month with Wednesday can score goals.

Big Vic defo isn't afraid to have a pop

This he was quality but our lack of cutting edge outside of those 2 chances helped him. Cardiff are terrible, scored a worldy and our midfield can't score in a brothel.

Sorry was a I wrong that you seem to of predicted 17th for every season since we've be in league 1 but you would be disappointed in finishing 10th in the premier league??? We are disappointed with today but we will not finish 10th.

shut up you predict 17th every season

great save gazza

20 attempts to 5 !!!!!! ****ing hell

hahahahaha I thought he looked rough