Convict Colony

unless your cory or trevor or jacob

It's a good job our goalies don't get tested that often

Hahahaha double whammy bad luck old son

http://www.sportsinjuryclinic.net/sport-injuries/knee-pain/patellar-tendon-rupture Rehabilitation from a patellar tendon rupture is extremely slow and it may take between 6 and 12 months before the patient is able to return to sports.

I know a bit longer than our guesstimates

@SimonPeach: #SaintsFC goalkeeper Fraser Forster has undergone surgery after damaging patellar tendon. Usual time frame for injury is nine to 12 months.

Preach pap preach

Having been watching Black Sails (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2375692/) so have become a pirate who doesn't have a boat so I just stream stuff for free and become a pirate video dude

thanks PB I am trying to get through this but spiced rum is my only comfort

Please please please is it too much to ask for Justin Bieber to want to become a normal white trash canadian again !

Lex ‏@lexcanroar 1m1 minute ago if you know someone who might be seriously vulnerable re: Zayn Malik - they can call Childline on 0800 1111 or Samaritans on 08457 90 90 90

OMG the full statement, this is defining our year !!

Your lucky mate I've been in training

Don't make me take my pants off to fight you bob

Will this trump Clarkson getting sacked today, the air crash or Dion Dublin joining homes under the hammer ? I don't know but I am settling in for a wild ride in modern news reporting. Someone please check on Bearsy, I know he was a secret fan of Zayn's.

J to the ROC, y'know what I'm saying, rockpile up in here.

Part 1 of 2 completed apparently then based on our rumours http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-plotting-double-raid-feyenoord-5139069

Jeff we defo have to arrange a drink up as its nice to see someone else who frequents the Misc brah

hahahaha I am super optimistic but I don't think I can convince myself Jan is coming here unless Jose is off somewhere else and we have more space in CB.

Cheated I don't have an infractions tab, I feel inadequate.

Can I have an infraction as I have never had one even when I accidentally posted boobs on the main board when I was drunk in the kalahari.

Imagine an army of MLG's noting down every game and you see why they are so accurate :-)

Also due to TV influence or should I say Trailer Park Boys I am stopping my get ripped diet and having cheeseburgers tonight, thank you for not caring

Im confused, I am not sure if its cos I haven't bothered reading on from my last post or I've its just because I've opened the Kraken spiced rum (Black Sails is a bad influence). Lou you're better than arse kissing and anyways I always sort of saw the same name when I saw turkish and trousers, both began with T so after than they assumed the same profile in my mind, soz pantalon's.

Whoscored disagree's on the crossing hahaha Soz about the picture size brah's