Convict Colony

Amusing commentary from the feyenoord forum - http://feyenoord.netwerk.to/forums/HTML/forum9/2794-258.php "what I see coming here the last few weeks about Jordy over, we are the exception because he is parked here often as a leprechaun no **** of can. Which of course is nonsense, but that is what happens when you stay long. A friend is the first year a horny girl who knows the ropes and after five years a whiner who can not cook."

This is awesome, love Clasie and after yesterday's midfield performance only Vic could be said to have a good game and clasie's drive to win is just what we need, he is a gun. This photo makes me laugh

hahahahhahahahahaahahahaha no chance those ****ers have spent their budget this summer

seconded

Its ironic that both goalkeepers have played well in these games. Getting overrun in midfield and sloppy passing, no retention of possession.

Tadic that was a terrible free kick it hit the guys in their waists

Gape hasn't impressed in the 2 games I've seen so far, lets hope he grows into this game.

Gaston is working hard so far which is a plus

Thats the spirit

Steffen Freund looking pimp

Am i watching a football game or a weather forecast

He looks like the playmaker on the pitch [emoji23]

What was the price 1.5m think it was being crap in a few positions that attracted us, but to be fair to the bloke I'll give him 5 games

No way Davis would of saved that

Fark both games so far are defending has been comical, thank god pre-season is to iron out these issues

This guy is hilarious

Clubs will contest two 45-minute matches each, with the winners of the two semi-finals meeting in the final and the two losers playing off for third and fourth place. Salzburg take on Werder Bremen in the first match at 3pm, followed by the clash between Southampton and Valencia at 4.05pm. The teams are then back in action later in the afternoon, with the third place play-off at 5.10pm and the final at 6.15pm. On BT Sport 1 or the the link above from 3pm.

http://www.redbull.tv/videos/event-stream-559/the-international-tournament-in-the-red-bull-arena

Enjoy buddy

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Tell me more ?

Its worth sitting on it for a month

Monchi also spoke about Grzegorz Krychowiak's situation. "I think the president and our vice-president have been crystal clear that the players who we consider important, which is the case of Krychowiak, are not going to leave unless their buy-out clause is paid. "Those clubs that are interested in the player don't have to call Sevilla, they just need to pay the buy-out clause directly."

NOW THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

Am happy with this as long as it is actually true, watched the game the other day and liked what Juanmi brought. If he gets shoved into a wide forward position and we are left with the usual suspects for another season I might Alpine Ok I'm sold he is our AM Diario AS Malaga correspondent Antonio Gallardo has watched him develop and describes him well: ‘He’s quick, very good at getting away from his marker, can play anywhere in the line of three behind the striker and while not prolific he can finish. He has plenty of quality. His biggest problem will be adapting to the Premier League.’ A good barometer is the reaction of the Malaga supporters very upset to be losing such a talent. He will need to be used in the right way. If he’s played furthest forward and asked to hold the ball up then he will struggle.