Convict Colony

Don't make me take my pants off to fight you bob

Will this trump Clarkson getting sacked today, the air crash or Dion Dublin joining homes under the hammer ? I don't know but I am settling in for a wild ride in modern news reporting. Someone please check on Bearsy, I know he was a secret fan of Zayn's.

J to the ROC, y'know what I'm saying, rockpile up in here.

Part 1 of 2 completed apparently then based on our rumours http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-plotting-double-raid-feyenoord-5139069

Jeff we defo have to arrange a drink up as its nice to see someone else who frequents the Misc brah

hahahaha I am super optimistic but I don't think I can convince myself Jan is coming here unless Jose is off somewhere else and we have more space in CB.

Cheated I don't have an infractions tab, I feel inadequate.

Can I have an infraction as I have never had one even when I accidentally posted boobs on the main board when I was drunk in the kalahari.

Imagine an army of MLG's noting down every game and you see why they are so accurate :-)

Also due to TV influence or should I say Trailer Park Boys I am stopping my get ripped diet and having cheeseburgers tonight, thank you for not caring

Im confused, I am not sure if its cos I haven't bothered reading on from my last post or I've its just because I've opened the Kraken spiced rum (Black Sails is a bad influence). Lou you're better than arse kissing and anyways I always sort of saw the same name when I saw turkish and trousers, both began with T so after than they assumed the same profile in my mind, soz pantalon's.

Whoscored disagree's on the crossing hahaha Soz about the picture size brah's

I like seeing this a lot as it guarantee's at least 3-4 mistakes a game from the keeper or defenders, this makes me happy, plus it was only a few years ago where Rory Delap was our most expensive signing and we are now at the stage where we have a 12 mil guy on the bench. To be fair to him, he works hard, creates opportunities with his pressure and him and mane together were very effective at chelsea plus he has scored this year

Soz Bear dude I think they meant the club rather than Tone-Loc, he was well fecked off when Feyenoord dudes wanted like 5mil for him.

I love the way the papers conveniently forgot that Vertonghen is refusing to sign a new contract at Spurs http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/jan-vertonghen-im-not-signing-a-new-contract--but-im-happy-at-tottenham-9755184.html It's more likely that he will be at Atletico rather Spurs next year.

And we are back in the room. On this Tonny Vilhena thread I will be the first to admit I haven't seen him play but I would be very keen to hear from the Feyanoord Saints on how he performed last year, I posted his impressive stats but I would to here what there thoughts are on what type of player he is, what he could bring to the team and finally have they heard anything from their end about him coming ?

Morgan wins the ball more from interceptions and tackling than he does heading. We still have some beasts elsewhere, most forwards aren't Pelle's height for example, we are still only talking of 3 players in the midfield positions, one of whom is Vic.

Seem's so but hey better the devil you know, have disciplined tactical players in defence/midfield and then pick up your flair players from elsewhere and we will be hard to beat. Clasie is a machine in the eredevise based on the 10 games i've watched this season, the guy bleeds for his team and is the heart beat, I am calling it early and it might not be too much of a stretch but he would be a beast for us, it will be like little and large him and vic, whilst he has vic's hardness he also has Morgans passing range. All of the players we have on loan and any new players, give them a full pre-season with koeman and I expect them to be transformed exponentially.

We are the Barca of the premier league

He is indeed more of a Davis player, I think we will get Classie for Morgan (Classie also does quite a few assists). He started 29 games in the last season with Koeman, scored 6 goals and assisted in 7 goals, that is good enough for me.

I agree with that Lou, that phase you went through sending PM's asking for sperm from the bro's was making me very uncomfortable

I'm betting this thread has more comments by tomorrow night than the airbus crash one and that is not a good rep of our value system as humans, this will make me sad

Okay brah's I can't believe i just read 5 pages of the turkish v pap causal racism thread from 2012, i really need to get out more. What i did learn from it is as follows: - There is a shemale pornstar called Del Bianco (thanks bear) - One of our bro's was moaning cos his sri lankan girlfriend was getting leered at during the football, making him very indignant about racism (think he was confused about racism) - Turkish's default comment when losing an argument was "you lot are a bunch of div's" - Turkish could of been Walter White from Breaking Bad as his first name wasn't Derek but claimed White was his surname. - I am always surprised that the mods are surprised when they lock a thread, they must know we are all div's by now as Turkish told us enough times.

Think UTD have too many attacking left sided midfielders as it is, I know Van Gaal likes to be top heavy with his team but they really need some proper central defenders. Thought about Depay as he is best mates with Elia but I think we have too many left sided players as well.

Just thought I would brain dump some random names out there to get this discussion back up on who could do the job for us this summer, gone for a slightly better type of player due to the fact there are only so may spots on the big teams and lots of quality players out there and we are compared to most european teams rich. Any thoughts on Georginio Wijnaldum - 24 - (PSG were sniffing around in jan) but scored 15 goals from attacking midfield position (something JWP and Steve D can't manage between them) so far this season for the all conquering PSV , probably a reach given the names in the hat but then again Toby was also a reach. Or go back to the rumour of last summer and look to get Younès Belhanda - Dynamo Kiev, think we really do need someone who has positional discipline but can play a pass but also score. Additional we really need a killer striker (as opposed to Pelle and 2nd position strikers) and one who currently is and is in the national team is Luiz Adriano who plays for Shaktar Donestk who maybe looking to leave for obvious reasons, 27yrs old, he has scored 14 goals in 22 games and has a career record of 122 goals in 250 apps which is pretty decent considering most of his career has been at shaktar. Am sure there are plenty of random names out there but I think our performances this year combined with Ronald will really put our visibility above anything we have ever experienced before and the quality we could attract. Obviously caveats apply if we qualify for champions league then we will be as attractive as a kebab to a **** head. What other names could be out there under the radar ?