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Just to add to this Guidetti is one of the few footballers Koeman follows on twitter.

Mexico's Adrian Chiles - Vanessa Huppenkoth

I think someone will be a bit sore this morning. "Chilean porn star, as if that can be checked, Marlen Doll promised to have sex for eight hours straight if Chile won their initial World Cup match. It’s a big thing for South American pros to promise nudity or sex in support of their nation’s soccer cause. Though not as big for a woman who typically has sex for eight hours a day. After Chile’s win, Marlen got into the spirit and had guys doink her for twelve straight hours. Four bonus hours on the house, proving once again the porn stars are more honest than politicians. Marlen has promised to go guy-to-guy penetration for sixteen hours if Chile takes out Spain in their second match". http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/06/porn-star-marlen-doll-celebrates-chiles-world-cup-victory-by-having-sex-for-12-hours/

If we spend 10 mil on a goalie then we do have too much money this summer

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I know its all gone quiet since his virus and short loan spell at Stoke but would Koeman go for Guidetti who scored 20 goals as a 19yr old for him. 22 yr old now and according to transfermarkt since then his market value has halved due to the injury and lack of impact at stoke (not his style of team). Koeman rates him massively !! http://www.goal.com/en/news/462/netherlands/2012/05/18/3111219/guidetti-can-be-as-good-as-ibrahimovic-says-koeman Apparently been on our radar previously and fits in with the profile of purchases we seem to like to try and make going forward. http://www.eyefootball.com/news/13059/Southampton-enquiry-John-Guidetti.html

Isn't there some sort of wise coaching maxim about never signing a player off a good national tournament, something about trusting your scouting network etc. I would assume that if we do sign someone from this cup its because we have been tracking them a long time. Think old Arshavin is a prime example of a good tournament from the euro's. That being said, anyone who has been described as either "a beast" or "class" I can get on the bandwagon with ;-)

What do you reckon, Kelvin to get the goalkeeping job to keep the continuity and hadn't he been helping last season anyway.

I thought he looked like a poor man's modric the other day whilst modric looked rat like with his new hair.

Why can't the croatian fa afford speedo's

He comes from the country of red lights, He's signed for southampton so he's alright He'll be getting us to play sexy football for sure, Cos he's a dirty dutchman and pays to score

I loved the fact he can speak great english and is still going back to train over the next 2 weeks to improve further, attention to detail or more likely to be able so swear a lot more.

Fairplay to Les, has talked sense in all 3 interviews I've seen him in and seem's to know what he is doing, respect.

Love how the players contracts are always in blue paper but the big dogs use white paper, also is that an eterna watch ?

quality

I am drinking red wine this is the only way to cope.

I've yet to be able to watch any football as I spent the full 90mins looking out for the crowd last night. I think we should import some fans. and I am hoping for big things when argentina play

Nah phuket, having lived in Singers myself he will be on a 7pm flight on jet airways or something similar as its packed every friday and then get **** faced and see loads of pro's and trannies so a bit like visiting portsmouth

Can't remember if we are believing the mail on other stories or just ignoring their Saints one's but based on the below article Koeman won't be the next manager if Pelle is off to Leciester. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2656336/Leicester-City-set-swoop-8million-rated-Feyenoord-striker-Graziano-Pelle.html

haha ****ing hell that is bad luck

Mino Raiola ‏@MRaiola 8m View translation Galatasaray's new coach Mircea Lucescu

Koeman has been around the block a bit and managed quite a few clubs, thought the younger guys would potentially commit to a longer term vision than a 51yr old.

Happy with Tuchel, Koeman or Yakin, all 3 will make something of us but from a long term perspective I'd go Tuchel/Yakin.

Who are the english based players behind that banner ?

**** I should of done that since I lived in Aus, moved to Singers and now in South Africa, stupid convicts