Convict Colony

To be fair to the club it is not purely about cash its also about ethic's, something that the club has made clear is important to the culture they are developing within the club. I would of thought a local company is preferable to a oversea's one and fits our ethos of going local before looking oversea's. I really do expect that if the company let it be known they would solicit bids from payday loans, online gambling sites we could of got exponentially more cash, but as someone said earlier its not always about cash. If our current sponsor got us to 8th imagine where this one will take us :-) Bet their website has got smashed over the last 24hrs, well done to them I reckon, great opportunity for their company and if it fits within our approach to our business plan then everyone is a winner. No doubt we have Luis Vuitton lined up to sponsor our training gear.

You must of been having thread starting withdrawal symptoms.

You obviously ain't heard of this: Grey Goose ****** A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray. Example A:

Aim for the stars and we land on the moon, aim for the moon and we land in plymouth.

yeah have to agree with this, get rid of gaston and Dani for 20mil (hopefully) and chuck in another 10-15mil (prize money from 8th) and that 35mil spent without any additional monies being used. Ideally I'd love them to do the above along with setting aside another 20mil for 1 top player and 1 developing player but hey I am being greedy with the proviso that the additonal commerical revenue's (guesstimate 12mil-15mil ?) would cover majority of that.

****ing hell this has just made me wince

Just watched all his award interviews and couldn't agree more, he spent all his chats looking down a sign of being uncomfortable on stage. Wants to progress and push on with the club this summer was the last takeaway I got from the player of the year award.

hahahaha dirty ****ers Pakistan has banned content on more than a dozen websites because of "offensive" and "blasphemous" material, while they themselves rank No. 1 for certain sex-related search terms, including "child sex," "rape sex," "animal sex," "camel sex," "donkey sex," "dog sex," and "horse sex"

Whose in your Saintsweb team of the season ? here's mine: Boruc = Glasgow, slightly mental but we notice when he isn't here. Clyne = Alp's cos clyney goes up and down the pitch as often as Alp's emotional roller coaster during the season Fonte = Pap cos it seems he has been here ages and direct's rep points. Lovren = Goatboy as best "newcomer" to the team. Shaw = Vacant - As I have yet to find anyone who can boast a Nando's record to match Luke. Big Vic = Tokyo Saint cos after his father in law and dogging walk stories no man can get past him. Spiderman = St Chalet for intercepting and shutting down any wayward threads before they escalated. Davies = Gotta be Barry for his persistent nature and believing in death by a thousand cuts approach to making a point. Lallana = Bearsy, unpredictable price pikey who is also team capt for his outstanding work on the 50 shades of grey thread. JRod = Pastor Patron for consistently point scoring well this season but tailed off recently. Rickie = Dubai Phil as he is used to lots balls flying towards him.

I just love the hatred in the thread title, "low life thief scum" proper angry hahaha

I would make the effort, didn't they spend much of Germany 2006 shopping with wags which ****ed most people off.

Have to say when roy was going on about boredom the other day for players in brazil I did chuckle. Having been to brazil and specifically Rio/Cabo Frio and Buzios the boys are gonna have a great time, watch them out of the their hotel rooms until dark everyday relaxing on the beaches :-)

Is it like the Stan Collymore one with Kirsty Gallagher ?

am impressed by the beards on display on the page, islam defo isn't sponsored by gillette.

we should buy wickham as he is from Hereford like me therefore he is class.

Again this is law

these streams are being a bunch of massive arse cheeks for me today, serves me right from trying out firefox instead of chrome. Gather feck all is happening judging by here and twitter with the only point of interest being we have a set piece routine dedicated to giving the ball to jack "i don't score" cork.

hahahaha that amused me mate, nice one

Working on the assumption we will be **** no matter what I've worked on the assumption if its a choice between and older or younger player I've gone with the younger for experience ahead of euro 16. Can't put too any players in who haven't played before so that explains why the man u rejects are still in my squad but I would not pick jones, smalling or welbeck if we had another 6 months before it. Hart Forster Foster Johnson Cahill Jagielka Baines Shaw Clyne Jones Smalling Gerrard Henderson Lallana Sterling Chamberlain Carrick Cork (need a proper DM if gerrard gets injured as the rest aren't) Wilshere Rooney Sturridge Lambert Welbeck

The reason we seem to hold onto the ball so much is that with the whippets we have at our disposal in our midfield/attack J-rod is the only one who can make fast runs off the shoulder for the quick direct ball from midfield (where as liverpool have sturridge, suarez, sterling, coutinho). I am sure someone could find out but that explains that he is probably the player with the most offsides in our team as he is constantly on the shoulder waiting for the quick release ball the rest of the team are trying to feed him (may also explain why he's top scorer). Now add 1 fast striker and 1 fast right attacking midfielder into the mix over the summer and stick adam in the middle and I think we will see significant increase in direct scoring opportunities on the counter attack or from deep positions. Currently if J-rod wasn't free for that quick ball thats when we see the midfield push up and the oppo's defence constrict and have the congested zone at the top of the box making us all frustrated and making it look like we are trying to pass the ball into the net. Oh and we are a tweaked version of Biesla's philosophy which is different from Pep's use of it as we play more vertical balls and crosses and look for quicker transitions into attack (hence everyone piling forward if we clear a corner etc). Here is a good article on Biesla and Poch comparisions - http://eplindex.com/37849/marcelo-bielsas-tactical-influence-mauricio-pochettino-tactics.html

glasgow I like, barry not so much

No but I hear nothing but awesome things about it

Currently, game of thrones, house of cards, house of lies (book is awesome) parks and rec, workaholics, Jonah from tonga, Vikings, Fat Tony, and modern family plus black sails which is wicked

hahaha the man u one is quality. Here is his latest a Q&A with his fans. Example question, "do you finger your bum when ****ing" hahahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJ89FBEfTo&list=UUWaZLW7Bfa83J_h587dH1WQ&feature=share

Should of added that I've got mad respect for these dudes as their lines are crazy, I can't even go around the local forest single tracks here without getting a flat or finding a mountain uphill for 4km's. Am sure some have seen this but the Valparariso downhill in chile is sick. [video=youtube_share;xIe6hYAdw_I]