Crazy Diamond

Ha, can I have the lottery numbers whilst you're there? [sTEREOTYPE]Oh probably not, you're Scottish, so you'll be a tight git.[/sTEREOTYPE]

More Press Officer than spokesman, and yes, he's an 'interesting' character. Don't really want to say anymore...

This'll make you feel worse then - the Skates are getting chummy with the 'Save Darlo' appeal, and they welcome the interest.

Indeed, we're not all fictional characters from Doctor Who.

I even saw the Cheltenham Town logo in there.

The policy has always been no one turns up, home or away. I can't see it changing either. The Wimbledon Guardian has launched a petition to get Franchise to drop the 'Dons' from the end of their name too.

To be honest, with their mad arse board? Wouldn't rule it out.

Another buyer ladies and gentlemen! Where's the Football League or FA with their points deduction though?

I really think someone needs to build a cross for these ****ing martyrs of Brighton. Yes, you have a new stadium, to be honest, it ain't all that. Now shut up.

Oh and Ryan Doble is going to Bury on loan, according to Sky.

Be quiet Jordan.

Well well well.

I apologise in advance for the unnecessary thread.

Yeah probably.

According to Jordan Sibley on Twitter.

Transfer announcement imminent!

Great story here about a kid scouting for Darlington http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Burgmeier#Darlington It really is a shame but these days it's not the end of the world to see your club go out of business, as daft as it sounds. As AFC Wimbledon fans will proudly tell you, and chant, "It only took nine years" - that's how long it took to go from Combined Counties League to League Two. They could well come back better than ever.

What gets me is they're so adamant they're not selling that they have to have their manager publicly deny it, then sound stupid by naming a stupid price, force the player to say he's happy where he is and then a fan has to come and tell us. Sounds to me like they're worrying about it a little too much...!

They have computers in Glasgow asylums for the ridiculously retarded? Who knew.

Zzzz.

Cotterill confirms today he won't be asking the club to appeal the red card. Amazing really considering the loss was all the ref's fault...

I think I know who you're both referring to. He's notorious. He claims Franchise are the real club and went on eBay buying as much Wimbledon memorabilia as he could. He's well known to AFCW fans who unsurprisingly don't like him an awful lot. He's a nasty individual.

In that scenario, not a single AFC Wimbledon fan would attend and they would consider dropping out of the competition. It nearly happened in the FA Cup last year. AFCW fans dread each draw when the two teams are still in it.

Indeed. I'd ask for the money, it's bad enough going to Milton Keynes without having to watch a game of football there.

Cokehead and Chairman Pete Winkelman admitted it was their fault on 606. By the sounds of it, their ground staff just completely forgot to cover a part of the pitch. Ridiculous. He says they're going to make it right, perhaps in the form of reimbursing Carlisle fans who spent about £200 in petrol. He also reckons they were due to have their biggest home gate EVER. If that's true, that's ****ing hilarious. Sadly, as good as your idea is, the FA let the move happen in the first place, you can hardly trust them to be as sensible as in your suggestion. They also said forming AFC Wimbledon was 'not in the wider interests of football'.