saint lard

Server struggling a tad.

Get the **** in you beauty

Quelle surprise.

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Lambert heads over the bar....

Guly heads over the bar...

Will the server cope?

We have gone close in the 1st min.....this is going to be a long afternoon.

I think i could vomit just about now,every orifice is struggling to remain well behaved. COYS

My sphincter is working overtime,and i can't see that changing untill around 16.55.

Brighton have named a very strong starting 11 today,according to Solent.

They were somwhat pert. I would not pass up on a suckle.

Oh god,the clock is ticking sooooo slowly,really want 3pm to be here now.

Ahh,i have stumbled on the Skates' cunning plan,charge everybody twice for a season ticket... http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=345645

Christ, the brides sister really is a little peach isn't she. If I was Harry I'd be all over that like gravy on a pie at the reception

http://www.football-league.co.uk/footballleaguenews/20110429/keep-off-the-pitch-_2293334_2349504

Meh,the club crest is horizontal,would've been better vertically.

Pess conference at 3pm,make of that what you will.

There are some differences between the two cases however,as stated in the piece.

This is all so reminiscent of Scott and Charlene in Neighbours.

This could really stir up a hornets nest. I wonder if the footballing authorities have the balls to deduct the points. They seemed to have really dragged their feet in all this,what a mess...... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3553711/The-FA-are-set-to-strip-QPR-of-promotion-to-the-Premier-League.html

People forget the royal couple have already been together for 8 years. She's stuck with him through thick and thin…insert hair joke

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