My protest consisted of not buying the shirt. My protest has therefore achieved a hell of a lot more than yours and for much less effort. You could have joined in too but chose not to.
I'm confused. Does Colin secretly love the shirt? I presume he does which is why he has created the most mongy protest possible whilst failing to do the one thing that would actually make even a tiny difference (not buying the shirt.)
Rickie was like how I imagine I would be if I were called up for England. Like he couldn't actually believe he was there all week and trying to keep calm.