hypochondriac

We might want to be careful that he doesn't go on strike or something.

Maybe Lavia should be asking why Liverpool don't want him enough to pay the asking price.

I can understand if someone wants to quibble over some of our other valuations, but Lavia is cheap at 50. Not a chance is he worth less. You can see how good he is by how many top clubs have been interested. The fact we were relegated is an irrelevance because we don't need to sell for financial reasons.

Could well be true. I think if we were seriously interested you'd have seen a few solid links by now.

Whoever sent you a DM is likely to get exposed.

At least it looks like we will have him for Friday. Would be nice if he scored.

First one to give us 60 million for Lavia can have him.

We've found an imposter. The C-O-T never mentioned JWP values. In fact that was a red herring planted to expose those stepping outside the C-O-T. Someone is going to get kicked out.

Well that would be the unknown from abroad then. It's a fair bit of a gamble that it will work out in the championship. If we don't go for Piroe, you'd hope it would be because he doesn't want to come here rather than us not trying.

I still haven't seen any solid links to him. My guess is we will get some unknown from abroad or a youngster (probably from city.)

Maybe I just have good self control.

You would imagine if he's open to moving to another championship team then we'd be front of the queue. Shit out of luck if his heart is set on Italy though.

According to them they haven't had any bids yet. I'd lodge a 15 million pound bid once Salisu and Lavia have gone and test their resolve.

It will pave the way for someone to get him that's for sure.

I went to Exeter City away when we were in league one and stood in the home end. Had a great time.

I see that Swansea signed a striker...

I hope we hurry up and sell Lavia so we might entertain the possibility of bringing in one or two players.

Wow. They're a premiership team acting so Tinpot. They're supposedly bigger than us now but acting like we are some super power holding players to ransom!

If true then Burnley are absolutely pathetic. I'd be tempted to turn them down even if they paid the money.

Didnt we get Jan Koller in the local media?

My elderly father in law has had a stroke and currently resides in Chessington which is just inside the new ULEZ. If I want the whole family to go and visit their grandfather and I stay overnight, I have no choice but to use my old people carrier and pay Khan £25 every time I go. He is a giant wanker.

Absolutely but it's slightly more understandable if it's part of one of those welcome to Burnley type campaigns because he's signing in the next day or two. Given that W have heard nothing about fee agreements or medicals that seems unlikely.

If Tella is still here on Friday then Burnley have become the most cringe club in existence.

Have you heard anything about any other players?

If true that wouldn't be the worst thing. Would be good backup and probably isn't on hideous money.