hypochondriac

I don't believe that the club believe targett to be a far better option.

Ohh. Position?

Poor. Was hoping for more than 30.

Several others? Which several others were those?

That's really not that important. Do Costa Rica have world class players? Do Greece? Chile?

Would make it difficult to replace Rickie, Adam, lovren and Shaw plus reinforcements. I would say at least 7 players needed if those lot all go.

Is that on top of player sale money or not I wonder.

My sister is blonde so pretty sure it's not her in a wig.

On the upside he could sub me a weeks wages and pay off my mortgage.

Has apparently been messaging my sister on twitter. I hope it's not her! Much too old for him also.

I want a physical representation of the logo.

If you know someone at the stadium you can always get them to give you the wifi code every game...

Rooney has only ever played well in 2004. Has been largely rubbish since then.

Thanks Kingsland I'll give it a go.

A lovely comment from a poster on pol: My ex-wife came back to the city yesterday for a meeting about our youngest (having moved away 7 years ago) and she'd forgotten how unique Pompey is as a city! Nothing embarrassing about a 7 months pregnant, made-up to the 9s, dyed blonde in tight leggings and a bikini top chain smoking down the street, is there? I didn't even notice cos it's Pompey but she was rather shocked! Chubby schoolgirl in immaculate school uniform brazenly walking home from Milton Cross with a skirt shorter than most belts! It's Pompey!

Well now u have used up your three posts!

Any chance of an update please?

I think he knows exactly what he is doing and how he comes across but he carries on because he likes the attention. That's why he is a huge WUM, he doesn't actually believe any of what he says.

No, that is you my portly friend.

Yet people are quite happy to throw all sorts of abuse at the likes of him and Turkish and no one bats an eyelid.

Absolutely agree. Cb may take no prisoners but he is always taking on the insufferable bores, the mentalists, the drunkards and the fantasists so that's absolutely fine by me.

He is also out captain and you would think he would conduct himself with a bit more decorum even if he does want to leave.

That's true but at the same time it could be frustrating when it was clear that a change was needed.

As am I. He has to be picked up on it or he has no chance of ever learning anything.