Winnersaint

Thank heavens for that....

I must stop doing that. it's going to be my New Year's resolution to keep me trousers on when posting on SWF!

I have this vision of an inadequate member of the human race sitting at a keyboard typing drivel with one hand and having a w*nk with the other.

Embarrassing for them to have to move to Southampton according to the idiot Durham on Talk****e. 'Sturridge would be signing for a club well below the level of his skills! Southampton are club with no ambition or direction.'

Make sure you put a bucket or a bowl by the side of your bed tonight then.

Just keep the faith. It's never really been any different.

Been thinking for a long time. Why Liverpool, why so often? Taking each transfer Lallana has had one reasonably good season in three but has never hit the heights he did with us, Lovren has just been a disaster, and Clyne can't get a game. The only player with world class potential, and I stress potential, to make the move was Mane who has done OK. So what have the bin dippers got out of it all. Effectively, and because they can they seem to have bought from us to stop us from progressing and threatening their presence in the top echelons of the Premier League. In 2014 under Pochettino we were the next big thing, unfortunately because we didn't have the financial clout to back it up we were deemed to have forgotten our place in the football food chain. This is payback. A reminder of where we belong. Personally I think the board played a blinder with the six year contract as a means to extract the highest possible fee and just should have acknowledged that it was put in place to do exactly that, rather than go through the charade of the last six months.

Personally I’d like to have words with one Mr Van Dijk. I’d ask him if he was born a c**t or just became a c**t since he was in Southampton.

One of the more humorous typos one here. Visions of someone's nan coming in to save us from relegation.

Going 50 miles down the coast.

Couldn't agree more.

He was in Star Trek wasn't he?

Now, now don't come on here spouting sane stuff!

How we laughed at Everton a few weeks ago!

You utter f**kwit!

It has been miserable but amidst it all it's always a good laugh on here afterwards!

Tbh the joy and positivity evaporated every single time we lost or didn't beat someone we didn't feel we were superior to. So nothing new there! You still had Glasgow/Heisenturd, Alpine, Dalek and the other keyboard warriors banging on then. it's just we were better so they had less to troll about.

Didn't I read that same thing in that right wing rag? You know the one that legitimizes death threats to elected officials. Believe it's called the Daily Heil!

Time to bump this. As we end 2017 what have been the best and worst bits of your cycling year, and what are you looking forward to/planning for in 2018. For me the highs and lows were both in France in June. A beautiful ride up and down the Col d'Ornon followed a couple of days later by the ascent up Alpe d'Huez. Sandwiched between was an epic fail on the Glandon/Croix de Fer. As much in the mind as in the body. My main 2018 target is the Etape Wales aka Dragon Ride in June with the Wiggle New Forest Spring Sportive thrown in as part of the prep for that

See post #82. Applies to Von Trapp also.

Funny as f**k though! Surprised people still bite at your incessant drivel You must find the real world rather boring and unstimulating to engage in such narcissism for so long. Now if I were you I'd go and put your keyboard down, stop playing with yourself, go out into the fresh air and enjoy yourself. There's a big wide world out there!

I suppose in the minds of the 'special people' on here that pretty much condemns us to the Championship next year!!!

Why are you bleating then?

Brilliant!

Hmm, trouble making out your point here!