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Been released, http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/23032010/58/world-cup-2010-england-world-cup-tv-schedule.html England's games: Saturday, June 12 7.30pm England v USA - ITV Friday June 18 7.30pm England v Algeria - ITV Wednesday, June 23 3pm England v Slovenia BBC Last-16 and quarter-final matches to be divided up after qualifying stage. BBC will have first choice in both rounds. Both channels will show the semi final if England are still involved ( unlikely! ) and final. Also will be streamed online as well as being on the TV, could be quite useful.

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What a load of tosh they spout on that "My Pompey" forum, really even more stupid than I could believe which I thought was impossible!

Just heard an online "tipster" sent this tip out to his "pay as you win" clients who are expected on place £20 on his behalf : Exeter 2.40 Smoothly Does It @ around 5/4 What a shabby way to make a living, I'm sure there are more than enough mugs to make it quite a nice earner. Yesterday it was the highly original Srda that was "tipped up". winning easily as expected at Evens. So even if only 10 people were stupid enough to put £20 on plus whatever they wanted that's £200 in his pocket for tipping a horse any fool knew was likely to win( I even tipped it which proves the point methinks!). Rant over !

TBH his brother Brian would have wiped the floor with all of them.

chance

In your dreams Sonny Deppo !!

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Brass

You been rummaging through my drawers again ? I told you about that before !

Ferry

What ?? I find myself agreeing with you :smt102

Lol, I always refer to New Deal as Big Deal. It is generally intended for 18-24 year olds and I think if you are within that age range and are unemployed for 6 months+ then you are automatically put on to the programme and joy of joys you not only get your very own advisor but you can expect the JC to do exactly what happened and put you on any job they feel like and you have to take it. Up to a point there is some reason in that but as I mentioned in an earlier post the JC have an obligation both to you and Employers who advertise/work in liaison with them to ensure that jobs you are submitted to you are at least reasonably suited to. Putting you forward as a landscape gardener, welder and a sous chef they are failing both you and the Employers in one fell swoop. Very nice work !!

Not sure if you could include this type of bet in an acca, I imagine you can as long as the bookie prices it up but in the number of corners betting: Portsmouth v Chelsea Wed 24th March, 7.45pm Both these teams match up well in the corners department... * 73% of Portsmouth's games this season have gone Over 10.5 Corners - 22 out of 30 * 76% of Chelsea's games this season have gone Over 10.5 Corners - 23 out of 30 * 80% (12/15) of Portsmouth's home games have gone Over 10.5 Corners * 80% (12/15) of Chelsea's away games have gone Over 10.5 Corners Portsmouth's home games are producing an average of 12.4 corners while Chelsea away games are averaging 12.9 corners. 4 of Portsmouth's last 5 home games and 4 out of Chelsea's last 5 away games have gone Over 10.5 Corners. Chelsea beat Portsmouth 2-1 at Stamford Bridge in December - the game produced 13 corners. So over 10.5 corners looks a reasonable bet.

Quite rightly so.

I remember Tony Blackburn making some stupid comment about the dark glasses copying the Roy Orbison "look" not realising Lennie Peters was actually blind.

2.30 Kempton Reland 4.50 Kempton - Exulto Odds on at least that either Reland or Silver Dollars will win the 2.30 ! Both around 5/2.

Not only his bowling but also scores very useful runs and can field. To think just a few years ago it was all about Monty Panesar but Swann has just continued to improve ( methinks Monty could learn plenty from him) and now must be one of the 1st names on the England team sheet, the ball to get rid of Jahurul Islam ( his 2nd wicket of the innings) was a corker!

Wigan v Leeds on Friday

1 Master Bates, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bates works independantly, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bates never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bates is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bates can be 10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Bates be 12 promoted to executive management and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum The idiot was standing over my shoulder as I wrote this report. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Just don't ask me to give him a reference

28, not too shabby for a 54 year old codger is it ?

Is posting in code allowed on here ? Stevo does it all the time I know, Mr Grant should know better !! Could you kindly stop posting in the language of Gibbirish please !

TBH the only similarities between the 2 incidents are that both players "fell" in the box and both were awarded as penalties. Valencia's was highly dubious ( though I agree 100% with your point about cynical fouls), Fonte's was for me at least totally clear cut and it's only reading this thread put any doubt in my mind. Several re-viewings later fair to say I haven't changed my mind !