chrisobee

Well I'll join you in that small percentage though I do think there is every chance of at least one signing tomorrow and maybe Jaidi thereafter. Would not expect much to happen over a BH weekend which I believe is the reason the deadline is actually tomorrow and not today.

I hope so as I think we might have to make do with Riazuddin, Balcome, Tahir, Dawson and Ervine as Cork has not opened the bowling.

Oh, looks like another injury, Cork retired 0 off 1 ball

220-6 off 40. Ervine made 60* off 71 balls, Pothas 36 off 36 and Vince 44 off 44.

It's a kind of magic, 36% !!

35% again !

Brilliant if the MLT thread as the PL greatest striker is a guide!

Team: Lumb, Adams JM Vince, SM Ervine, CC Benham, LA Dawson, N Pothas*†, DG Cork, DJ Balcombe, H Riazuddin, Imran Tahir 28/0 off 4 overs. Obviously Dimi is injured but still looks a decent team with Pothas at 7.

Which MOST of us know he is TBH

That's an idea for a film. How about Mission Impossible

At least a 2 year ban for that kind of disgraceful challenge.

Ok, back to 35% v 24% for Henry again !

He was 35% earlier ! I made sure of that

Unusually for once I agree with Andy Gray......or maybe it's that he agrees with me http://www.skysports.com/opinion/story/0,25212,12064_5520431,00.html

Well I lol'd at this! 'The Magic Penis,' A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except.... theMagic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch..' The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right...Magic Penis, my ass...!' The rest, as they say, is history.......

Ok, that'll do.Matt is 10% ahead of Henry again

Just a shame we can't have a bet on the winner !

Matt 32% Henry 24%, Shearer 17%, the rest nowhere ! Make that MLT 33%, Henry 24%, Shearer 16% !

Henry down to 24% lol

And then some, a 1% lead turned into a 6% lead in a couple of hours, easy

Ok, 31% is it v 25% for Henry !!

Add another 20 to that, determined to get it to 31% !

That's more like it, 29% plays 25% !

28% plays 26% and I only voted 20 times

Well I don't believe a red card was necessarily warranted, what would be the offence ? Violent conduct I suspect but I'm not convinced that it would have been a sending off if Rivaldo had not made his attempt to win an Oscar so it is certainly is an issue that he over reacted in such a pathetic way. Me, I would have been more inclined to send Rivaldo off if only on the basis it was past his bedtime!