jawillwill

Yep, ugly and smelly.

When was the last time a game at Fratton was postponed due to waterlogging?

If they were a meal, they'd be last nights curry that I violently sh@t out this morning.

If they were a meal, they'd have lots of garlic in. Because they stink.

All clubs have some freaks that support them, including Saints, but rivalry aside, Pompey really do have a significantly higher proportion of them than any other club. I did like the complete indifference most of their players had though.

Can you find me 10 of your favourite videos on YouTube and compare the number of likes to the number of views?

Newts squeak when squeezed.

Oh bloody hell, it's going to be Liverpool's year, isn't it....?

Why aren't they in league action today and instead playing JP

There will be quite a few Saints fans "Fratton-ising" with the enemy from a few rumours I've heard. Give them a wave from the away end!

Both Fratton Park and Game of Thrones are full of tits.

Anyone heard any more about this?

I am very surprised that request has been granted. From their website, it seems a cheating way to get the game postponed until Marcus Harness (whoever the hell he is) recovers from injury.

You think we might get no tickets? Don't be so silly.

Crawley away is my bet.

Sad times. What the hell is going on? Seems a very real possibility that both won't be part of the football league shortly..

Get your own material.... ?

Because they are so massive, the city's infrastructure wouldn't have been able to cope if they had played today. Absolutely nothing to do with being worried about an embarrassingly low attendance.

Just 1 point off the Champions League places.

It's a shame that the Bolton/Bury situation means that it will be nigh on impossible to get relegated from League 1 this season.

I bet its just a ploy for Liverpool to be allowed an emergency loan (is that still a thing?).

To be fair, they could, theoretically, win the club World Cup in 5 years, so they can take a breather this season if they want.

Is there anyone more mundane on social media? What's he doing today? Oh, singing to himself in the passenger seat of his car. How interesting... Good player though and still hope he stays and decides to put some effort in. He won't though.

Looked to be heading for a highly respectable 0-0 draw at Aldershot yesterday, before conceding 4 goals in the last 10 minutes...

To clarify, that was a complete guess.