notnowcato

I've been very impressed by Shane Long this season. I think he would be a great fit for our formation and pressing style. His link up play of late with Jelovic has been outstanding and he knows how to finish too.

Ok Letch I think I've got it. Dubai Phil? Not at those prices!

Mike Hunt. Does he? I once worked with a Michael Hunt - true story.

slim pickings

Sophie Titw*nk? Don't mind if I do.

If you have a fear of words that are spelt the same but have different meanings are you homophobic?

Jesus will get back to you in due course (in English).

More likely, toked crack.

We played poorly, no doubt. Even though we were poor we still had enough good chances to win it. Poch wasn't guiding Rickie's boots for the one he skied from 2 yards out, or the chance Adam walked on to. Disappointing performance, disappointing result.

If you are a bit of a nob award yourself 16 points.

Buctimbu?

#299 is Smirking_Saint

is #308 david in sweden....

HA! IN YOUR FACE PAP.

#300 is or isn't Triple B

I tink 289 is Spud-u-Like

bonus

Boobies

**** me both Dune and Baz like a bit of would

clusterf**k

gusset

You missed Turkish off the happy clapper list.

Splash