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what a sad thread. Can these shoddy point scoring threads be put elsewhere? It's just noise.

If he's fit, he's fit and he plays. What if he got injured in training next week having not played against spuds.

Have you been Smoking_Saint? My initial point was that Rickie was better on the ball than Benteke. He is. What you want from a striker is neither here nor there.

Rickie has 10 assists this season, I'd be surprised if Benteke has half that amount. If you think Benteke has greater vision than Rickie then you must be Laughing_Saint

Benteke may drop deep but he is nowhere near as effective on the ball than Rickie. Great player though.

Not sure there is much cross over between SRL and Benteke. Good player that he is, I see Benteke as more Jay than Rickie.

Frank Lampard - just for the season. The guy is as fit as most, fairly injury free and would be a huge improvement on Steven Davis - and I like Davis.

Frank Lampard set to leave Chelsea this summer. HCDAJFU.

Do we get Jos's back??

The Cock has a point - we should be beating everyone.

Old habits die hard.. get stuck in son!!

Horses cock.

Good effort. Grammar could do with some fine tuning though

I don't agree but you crack on

They dont get an Olympic Stadium next season either..

We've been getting good results but I think we will smash a team before the season ends - of our remaining games I'd love it, love it, if we smashed West Ham. Classless bunch of ignorant barrow boys. Olympic stadium for a Championship team would be so sweet.

Target is Champions League but we would learn a lot whilst winning the Europa Cup.

I'd have this nailed if I could see just a bit of the earlobe.

Who expected Jay to hit his straps at the start of the Premier League?

Turns out Phil Neville doesn’t have the worst first touch in his family.

Went on a date with a dolphin last night. It was great, we just clicked.

F**k me, his first miracle!! I wish I had the skillz to open a PayPal account without a bank account. THAT is why he is Pope and I'm writing on here.

I'd also get the landlord to check out why you are getting condensation in / on the window.

Trick question, unless Uzbekhistan is a new kingdom and not the republic with a similar name. Assuming it is a trick question, the answer has to be right. I had the sh*ts once.