Rory

She is a c*nt.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. I broke this story, by the way, as I'm a journalist in Bridgwater. It started off with a spate earlier in the year, April I think. I even have a my own "cat killing" map with pins highlighting were all the cats were killed! haha

lol at you thinking you've just solved it all. If you'd actually read into it or followed the situation on the news, you couldn't be further from the truth. Unless you're joking, then I lol at your funny!

I really like it, actually. A definite surprise.

I love football but the game just isn't what it is anymore. Shame, really.

The album is good.

As I only have three posts a day, I may as well post my last five songs I've listened to: Okkervil River -- Lost Coastlines Kings of Leon -- Charmer Wire -- Circumspect TV on the Radio -- Wolf Like Me Wilco -- Summerteeth (Album)

:smt039 Hello Mr Mugabe!

Tonight -- Go for a run, chill with a nice meal (hopefully) Saturday -- Be lazy, have a much needed lie-in. Might pop into Taunton. Sunday -- Work. It's hard being a sports reporter then catch a train for the start of my immense two weeks holiday!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!

Perhaps if you picked up a hooker with a yeast infection you would actually be saving money?

At times during the first half, we were playing some good football and we were passing it around Coventry with ease. Unfortunately, we don't have a goalscorer to convert our chances and we are attrocious at the back. Lloyd James and David McGoldrick were our worst players on Saturday, IMO, and they are playing in the positions we need the most help in. Hopefully, and I am hopeful, Jan will bring in some experience at the back and someone who can convert chances. Why not venture abroad to find a striker and a full back? Maybe do a Dave Jones and find the next Marian Pahars?

Have we signed Skacel yet? It's just blatant propaganda to keep the fans happy. The club knows the fans want him in the side but the club just cannot afford to play him.

A few scars cleared and my nose straightened (have broken it too).

...and now she's taking sexual advice from Alan Partridge's Russian missus.

She's very, very fit. She looks like a better looking, sexier, more attractive, more intelligent version of the bird from Emmerdale married to Harry Kewell.

lmao! All those are shockingly accurate (apart from the wife as I haven't experienced that one)

Friday -- Went into town during the day and had a couple of pints. Went to British Sea Power at the uni in the evening before heading to Lennons afterwards. Got battered. Saturday -- Woke up feeling like sh*t. Monged about before heading to the Avondale for the football. Still felt like sh*t throughout and the result was poor. Was going to go out but the weather was shocking and didn't feel well enough. Sunday -- Still felt like sh*t. Did nothing. Went back to Somerset. This morning -- Still feel like sh*t. 10/10 for Friday, 2/10 for the rest.

Press perks, so no.

Am I the only one who thinks this is really cringe-worthy? I'm not sure why people are calling him a "legend" for doing it. If anything, it makes him look rather dense and the journalists are practically laughing at his tirade. He resorts to crude language to get his point across in a rather immature way. He has become an even bigger laughing stock, IMO.

lmao

Chav attire.

Last night -- British Sea Power at the uni. Immense. Lennons. tonight -- Town, feel like SH*T but hope to recover for more shenannigans. Tomoorrow -- Recover, go aback to someset 10;10 so far:smt078:smt078:smt080:smt080:smt080:evil::smt046:o:o:smt078 LMAO

Beautiful South -- Rotterdam Lighthouse Family -- Lifted/Ocean Drive M-People -- One Night In Heaven

They won't go bust or anything like that. Some other sugar daddy will probably come in and save them. Remember, we are the club nothing goes right for. We will never have a take over. We will always experience the sh*t.

Cabbage is definitely going through some testing times at the moment. We should all be there for him.