Pugwash

Diouf diving for a pen - yellow card

Roberts just over thebar - corner Reading

Christ! Who's gonna man the ticket office now??? (damn you Warsash!)

Hmmm, Ho is obviously rubbing off. Must be all those Barbie dolls...

Excellent post SB. Entirely reflects my thoughts on the whole subject of what's currently wrong with banking and capitalism - only put more succinctly and eloquently than I could have done. Must be all those books you read.

ADVERT BREAK!

Go back to Goldsmith Avenue. Do NOT pass the FAPPT. Do NOT collect Parachute Payments.

There's definitely NOT enough people on that album cover...

It's about time someone did one of those 'Sgt Pepper's' album covers with the faces of all the Cutthroats, Crooks and Conmen that have been involved with PFC. Or isn't there enough people on the album cover?

LOL. You couldn't make it up!

They were right not to believe it - it's twice in TWO years. Don't know why the media keep getting this wrong.

Oops! Me being lazy with the translation.

Je sais que mon aéroglisseur est plein des anguilles, mais je suis plus concerné que le stade de mon voisin est plein de patins et les requins.

Has someone made an offer for the club then?

Why so?

It's the Magri situation I find staggering. Here's a promising 17-year old being sold to Liverpool, when he could be playing in the first team and at least saving the appearance money for one of the big wage earners. Another kid went to Fulham yet they still want to keep the likes of Kitson, Lawrence, etc.

Think Morgan's got something planned (see other thread).

Like it Morgan! Got the gist from my schoolboy French, but (perhaps surprisingly) I didn't know what the word for f*ck was.

Well said Steve Claridge. Stark truths, I think he's had enough of it all - Seven years in the PL and nothing to show for it, no infrastructure, FP and land around the ground owned by others, players still on premiership wages after the first admin, didn't learn lessons, etc.

Spread the word at every opportunity. Go to the neutral friendly pubs before matches and buy a beer for a sensible opposition fan while you bend his ear. Sign up for their forums and post links to here with a summary of their cheating and the League's favoritism. Doncaster and Burnley are now well informed. Fine set of results today, BTW.

Six weeks and two paydays to go. Remind me - how much is that first payment? £3.2m or something?

Can you get Grenadine to float on top of Blue Curacao? Add a few bitters and chill to -10.

Excellent news. Well done Jack!

That must have been posted by someone from here. Surely. Don't you think? They can't be that thick and deceitful. Can they? Oh...

Whilst the OP may be trying to be sarcastic, he's actually hit several nails on the head and lauded everything that Cortese is doing well and is responsible for. The barcode scanners are an especially good idea if they help keep out the seedy types who are trying to stir it up.