Dimond Geezer

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman talking. Englishman says 'I was in my teenage daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags - I didn't know she smoked'. Scotsman says 'I was in my teenage daughters bedroom the other day and found a bottle of vodka - I didn't know she drank'. Irishman says 'I was in my teenage daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of condoms - I didn't know she had a ****'!!

As a Queen fan, there can be only one. :supz:

sigmoid colom

Sorry disregard that, when I opened this thread it opened on "fictitious". I hadn't scrolled thro' to the end I'll go with: vicar

storrie teller

This is a common misconception, and I know from personal experience it is untrue: http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/index/c_goods.pdf 3rd paragph down. However, it is often the case that the seller will honour the lower price as a gesture of goodwill.

Dean of University College, London :confused:

pear

the origins of kung fu 2000 years ago a boy is enrolled at martial arts school the 1st five years is fighting with a bo stick ,throwing, blocking and attacking the next five years is training with a bow and arrow,shooting with it and catching the arrows in the air the last five years are self defence and full force attacking after the fifteen years have past the young man has to pass a strict test he's taken to a huge arena with a baying crowd of thousands,suddenly a group of men approach and throw their bo sticks then join for melee.the young warrior catches a bo stick in mid flight and attacks,shortly after he has conquered them,arrows start whizzing past him and in a flash he's attacking,soon they are dispatched as well.screams are heard as twenty men rush him,he's punching kicking blocking and working he's way through them when suddenly a brick out of nowhere smacks him in the face and he says what kung fu that!

Jesus, 2 LeTiss threads in a day. Mr Canteen will think it's his birthday. :smt021

surrey

sound

I wonder if someone with a bit more knowledge of these type of things can answer this for me. My question is, what do HMRC get if pompey are wound up? If the company is liquidated (although I think liquidised sounds better ), does HMRC get first dibs on the cash released by the sale of the assets, because if they don't would they not be better off writing off what is currently owed, with the prospect of getting the tax revenue on possible future earnings. Which is I guess would happen if they get out the otherside of administration. Apologies if this has already been asked.

job

pedal

Harrier

I came up with that as well. :confused: I have to admit to struggling with this one as I'm not very good at cross-words. I suspect the actual answer is some-what more devious

Taxman

I've never heard of the guy either, but when I heard it on the news I said to my wife "Do you think he's done a Michael Hutchence". Maybe I should work for the police.

:DThought I'd chuck in a random post, just to boost the count a bit before D-day

doom

W******d

vest

impulse

My Nan