Dimond Geezer

Didn't know he was ill. He was not everyones cup of tea, but he shook up the music industry when it needed it. We will always need mavericks like MM. Music can do with someone like him right now. RIP fella

The stadium is called 'stoprightclickingyouche' - I'm not sure who plays there though.

receiver

Absolutely tragic. I'm waiting to find out who these guys are. My sons rugby coach is a firefighter, really hoping he isn't one of the deceased. RIP guys and thanks for your bravery

Yes he does. Saw him buying a packet of 20 in the co-op in North Baddesly about 3 years ago, he walked out of the shop & lit up. Looked like a smoker to me. It now appears he may be a pathetic drug user/addict as well now. What a gimp. Drugs are for weak people who need something to make the look tough/interesting to their mates. It's a real shame that Claus appears to have fallen to these depths.

I don't there will be rollercoasters, roundabouts or burger vans there. I've never been, but I imagine it would be extremely interesting and probably quite disturbing, and be the perfect opportunity to contemplate mans inhumanity to man, and to reflect on just how lucky we are as individuals.

Schneiderlin

36, I'm 42. Happy with that

Cornish Virginity Test Kit > > > > Janner is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he > could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.. > > His doctor says, “Well Janner, you have to use three things for what we > call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit - a small can of red > paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel.” > > Janner asks, "And what do I do with these things, doctor?” > > The doctor replies, “Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, > you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, > "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see" you hit her > with the shovel.”

Fortunately for "Scouting Stu" he doesn't have to travel that far. The Oasis shop next to the Post Office in Romsey sell Scout uniforms. Happy to help :smt043 My 2 flag wavers will be in Block 136 along with a couple of grumpy grandparents - so if you can keep the noise down, it would be appreciated

breast

He's probably loaded :smt102

buds

hag

Not travel related, but thought I'd post it here anyway. I've been approached my someone on another (non-footie) forum to post details of a hotel room up for grabs, near Wembley, on the night before the JPT final. Re: Hotel The double bedded room is at the Wembley Plaza and I would like £70 o n o . The hotel is a 5min walk to the stadium AND IS FOR ONE NIGHT ON SATURDAY 27TH MARCH Please feel free to put on the saints website and put my mobile number on too 07711 087276 JOSEPHSONMARTIN@HOTMAIL.COM I know nothing more than this, and don't personally know this guy, but if you're interested, contact him directly.

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman talking. Englishman says 'I was in my teenage daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags - I didn't know she smoked'. Scotsman says 'I was in my teenage daughters bedroom the other day and found a bottle of vodka - I didn't know she drank'. Irishman says 'I was in my teenage daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of condoms - I didn't know she had a ****'!!

As a Queen fan, there can be only one. :supz:

sigmoid colom

Sorry disregard that, when I opened this thread it opened on "fictitious". I hadn't scrolled thro' to the end I'll go with: vicar

storrie teller

This is a common misconception, and I know from personal experience it is untrue: http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/index/c_goods.pdf 3rd paragph down. However, it is often the case that the seller will honour the lower price as a gesture of goodwill.

Dean of University College, London :confused:

pear

the origins of kung fu 2000 years ago a boy is enrolled at martial arts school the 1st five years is fighting with a bo stick ,throwing, blocking and attacking the next five years is training with a bow and arrow,shooting with it and catching the arrows in the air the last five years are self defence and full force attacking after the fifteen years have past the young man has to pass a strict test he's taken to a huge arena with a baying crowd of thousands,suddenly a group of men approach and throw their bo sticks then join for melee.the young warrior catches a bo stick in mid flight and attacks,shortly after he has conquered them,arrows start whizzing past him and in a flash he's attacking,soon they are dispatched as well.screams are heard as twenty men rush him,he's punching kicking blocking and working he's way through them when suddenly a brick out of nowhere smacks him in the face and he says what kung fu that!

Jesus, 2 LeTiss threads in a day. Mr Canteen will think it's his birthday. :smt021