Dimond Geezer

the origins of kung fu 2000 years ago a boy is enrolled at martial arts school the 1st five years is fighting with a bo stick ,throwing, blocking and attacking the next five years is training with a bow and arrow,shooting with it and catching the arrows in the air the last five years are self defence and full force attacking after the fifteen years have past the young man has to pass a strict test he's taken to a huge arena with a baying crowd of thousands,suddenly a group of men approach and throw their bo sticks then join for melee.the young warrior catches a bo stick in mid flight and attacks,shortly after he has conquered them,arrows start whizzing past him and in a flash he's attacking,soon they are dispatched as well.screams are heard as twenty men rush him,he's punching kicking blocking and working he's way through them when suddenly a brick out of nowhere smacks him in the face and he says what kung fu that!

Jesus, 2 LeTiss threads in a day. Mr Canteen will think it's his birthday. :smt021

surrey

sound

I wonder if someone with a bit more knowledge of these type of things can answer this for me. My question is, what do HMRC get if pompey are wound up? If the company is liquidated (although I think liquidised sounds better ), does HMRC get first dibs on the cash released by the sale of the assets, because if they don't would they not be better off writing off what is currently owed, with the prospect of getting the tax revenue on possible future earnings. Which is I guess would happen if they get out the otherside of administration. Apologies if this has already been asked.

job

pedal

Harrier

I came up with that as well. :confused: I have to admit to struggling with this one as I'm not very good at cross-words. I suspect the actual answer is some-what more devious

Taxman

I've never heard of the guy either, but when I heard it on the news I said to my wife "Do you think he's done a Michael Hutchence". Maybe I should work for the police.

:DThought I'd chuck in a random post, just to boost the count a bit before D-day

doom

W******d

vest

impulse

My Nan

Damn you Scrum

maul

That was always my experience of skiing. I thought I was tanking it down the piste, only to be overtaken by the ski school snaking past :smt066. The ski-cross looks really exciting, I'm loving the Ice Hockey, and find the curling strangely compelling. There are some hot young ladies involved in that sport.

Didn't get Mark Dennis, it suggested Clive Mendonca, Franny (close but no gigar) & David May. I've added his name now so it should get it for later guesses

garden

watts

For those wishing to drive, many Wembley residents rent out parking spaces on match days, you can find these on ebay generally around £20 per car. I've just booked mine, £20 for seven of us, 15 minutes walk from the stadium.

devon