richardc

I was chatting to a Brighton supporter yesterday and he reckons Tony Bloom has developed some algorithm to spot talent based on the principles he uses for his gambling

Who?

If Lavia wants to go to the scousers so much - he can give us his 10% signing on fee - that will make up the difference

Cuckfield Haven Cock fields Shaven Give us another clue

Thats looks like Baz's highlights reel

I think it involves some ritual involving removing your trousers, bending over and something about a large aubergine - but not really sure

thats not his real name - his real name is Kate

not saying you are right or wrong but Bree shone in a Nathan Jones team which as we now know play dogshit football - RM plays a completely different style of footy and from what Ive seen of Bree in preseason hasnt exactly stood out in this style

Not sure I'll ever get that image out of my head of Tadic's last game when he stripped down to his pants

You need to check out how selfies work when you turn camera around - you'll spot some curly hair next to him which is my son's so I edited it as I didnt want you letching after him - check out the image on the other thread with JWP and Tella in the queue - same tshirt with his jumper off

Yeah he was - not sure about permission thou

Tella was at Stansted airport this morning with the rest of the squad

is that a typo do you mean cock

Bloody hell he's actually smiling - which probably means his sale is already sorted

Martin and Wilcox

I just can't wait for the first training video to come out - lets hope its better than the last one

Selling Tino would be an absolute disaster - The fans would have no songs left to sing

you mean Saint Rob on twitter has blocked you

as confident as having a replacement striker lined up in the summer or a decent replacement lined up for when Ralph left or a decent replacement for when Jones left or a decent replacement for when Romeu left

what more excitment do you need than Moi going

I know you said for the hundredth time but are you confident on that or just what you assume through reading press and interviews etc Rasmus comes across as such a cock that often those types of people dont find it easy to let others make decisions plus Wilcox only has experience with kids not full adults so would he be fully trusted from the getgo

Oh please NO - lets all focus on slagging off the new manager

The earlier we sign him, the earlier we can write him off, then the earlier we can get on his back, the earlier we can pressure the board and finally the earlier we can sack him. Quite simple and logically really

3 Scottish midfielder Jay Fulton, who has been at Southampton nine years, is set to be targeted by incoming Southampton boss Russell MartinCredit: Getty Been at Southampton 9 years - not made much of an impression during that time

Looks like we can rule Bellingham out as JWP replacement