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Is it on TV?

Random Thursday match… bit of an unknown quantity with the managerial change.

Notorious for being mind-controlled, that lot.

Brennan Johnson could probably be moulded to suit a “Ralph Wide 10”. Looks a hell of a talent.

Can you start by finding out who’s designing the sets for the pretend Ukrainian war that we’ve made up. Very realistic pictures.

Indeed. They have some incredible talent in their academy but that’s the result of (as you’ve pointed out) basically being like a whale eating krill in how they hoover up talent.

A very “Saints” move.

Would we want more than £20m for him? I’m throwing that out as a completely arbitrary figure, but promoted clubs spend that.

I know it’s a contentious issue (I like him) but I would’ve thought, re: The recent Dan Sheldon article, that there would be a fair few clubs who would be interested — Promoted clubs would surely like him.

Apparently Chelsea will review it in pre-season. Would imagine it would be a loan. Think he’s a local lad.

Outstanding prospect. Read the other day Chelsea were looking to include him in their first team group next season. Should be all over it if they don’t.

Big win today! Beat 3rd placed Palace 3-2. Were 0-2 down and won it in stoppage time. & West Ham lost… 👀

Very much. Lots of interest in our players, I’ve heard.

I know you know this, trousers, but it's REALLY hard to produce Premier league players.

Indeed. The club have done very well to secure him, considering the interest in signing domestic talent.

Sheldon: Club will listen to offers for Djenepo / Theo / Redmond this summer.

Does the Singapore government insert microchips to track you in their Covid jabs like we do? 😜

Nice bloke by all accounts. Great player. My hero growing up. Very weird on Twitter.