LGTL

Ah yes, today is 'David Norris Day' - that famous day that cost us promotion, prevented their relegation and changed history forever. Oh. They are utter nobodies.

Where was Bertrand? Glad JWP made up for him completely bottling a 50/50 challenge just before they scored.

We seem to have got into the habit of taking tiny initial away allocations, which is surprising since we generally do ok numbers wise away from home.

Jose is a massive knob and if I was Shaw, I'd be telling him to **** off in no uncertain terms.

I'm sure i'm not the only one who remembers why he originally quit Twitter after it was revealed his Mrs had been a naughty girl on holiday.

Benteke, Zaha, Puncheon and Townsend are going to cause us all sorts of problems, especially on the break. I do fear it might not be pretty actually.

exactly The bloke is a one mistake a game type of player. Guaranteed.

They'll be getting my money the day before the deadline.

Gibraltar is a **** hole, let them have the dump. We could throw in Portsmouth too.

0-1.

In April 2014, Reed released a statement saying that MP would sign a new contract and that there "wouldn't be a fire sale". 3 months later and we had a new manager and half a new team.

I haven't. I've never been ITK before (except when I saw Adkins land at Southampton Airport prior to him being announced), but I am reasonably informed on this, from Ake's side.

He's exactly the manager LR wants, so there's no chance of him going anywhere anytime soon. I imagine he doesn't argue too much, does exactly what LR asks of him, will bring through academy players etc. He's basically the Ward-Prowse of management.

It's been a strange season. Non event really, loads of games at the start, then a 2 month break at home mid season. I'll be pleased when it's over now to be honest, we can try and get it together again during the summer.

Not much more to say really. Unless something big changes, VVD will be at Chelsea next season and Ake will be here.

Ward Prowse does a much better job though. Oh.

It's all sorted. VVD to Chelsea is on.

I am actually ITK on this one and there is definite legs on him going to Chelsea with Ake coming the other way.

We'll never see him in a Saints shirt again.

What was said then?

I still think wings/goals should be £380, to match the disgraceful decision of giving away fans £20 tickets, but that's another argument.

I bet he didn't even bother watching it either. The worst type.

They've been frozen at last years renewal price - £570. Works out at £30 a game. This was to make sure we didn't pay more then away fans....who ended up paying just £20 a game and will probably again next season too.

Anyone who manages to listen to him for 30 minutes has my full respect and deserves a medal. Bit dour is our Claude!

It's already written in cast iron stone as a Portsmyth. They invented that song, and no other facts are going to stop them from saying it.