LGTL

Exit polls suggesting 316 for the Tories! Blimey indeed.

Big turnout I think (hope) - my polling station was rammed! Voted Labour nationally but only had a choice of Tory or Lib Dem at local level. All a bit pointless at the Tories never lose here (New Forest) but done my bit all the same.

One thing is for certain, Cameron will be praying for a Labour/Lib Dem coalition. There's no way he actually wants to win this.

Nice of the FL and Sky to put Middlesbrough v Brentford on the Friday nights, and Norwich v Ipswich on the Saturdays. I wonder which one is easier for fans to get to on a week night?

Economic Left/Right: -3.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.08

Primary schools are heading for a very hard time in the not too distant future. There are far too many children about to start then there are places, and recruiting teachers is becoming more and more difficult. 8 teachers in my school are leaving and the talk around other schools is that this isn't unique. We need more schools and a massive recruitment drive because people sure as hell aren't going to stop having sex.

Whatever we sing, all the divs will add 2.8 million claps and completely ruin it.

Thanks for this info, will affect us!

Well you can guarantee we won't be playing them at 3pm on a Saturday, Sky will be all over our game. If the PL could prevent us from meeting them in the first 3 games that'll be great as I don't fancy finding flights home from Australia.

Fair play - that second was brilliant.

Get in. Make an expensive final weekend more bearable

It's a bit of a win-win for us. Nice easy away day on the beer if they do manage it, and cements the skates demise even further. On the other hand, in the unlikely event they **** it up it would provide a small giggle.

A bit?

Kyle Walker and his missus, good god...

Shame this kicked off so early otherwise I'd have gone. Why don't they start at 7.45?

Another shocking performance from Steven Davis unfortunately.

You'd better get use to it because that's looking the most likely outcome. The Tories have made a complete and utter mess of their entire campaign.

Cameron should be in this debate tonight. He's prime minister, it's a farce he's not.

stop being so precious!

You buggered off for years and have only made a reappearance in the run up to an election. Are you a Tory party political broadcast or something?

The YouTube footage of that fire really is horrendous.

Not if you went to the League Cup game

And people wonder why some of us would rather a cup win over a top 4 finish. Love reading these stories.

It always seems to be a decent game at Stoke away, looking forward to it. Hope for no more repeats of wonder goals or GK cock ups.

Clyne to Utd has been a done deal for about 6 months now.