LGTL

Saw a bloke needed both teams to score and Everton to win for £46k. Wonder what his heart rate is like?

6. Bring in a rugby coach to train a football team

1. Get rid of Calsberg from the bars 2. Re-name the stands 3. Fire the pre-match/halftime announcer 4. Be a pioneer in introducing safe standing 5. Buy PFC, burn down FP, walk away laughing

Ok maybe not so much the thread but more the people fawning over him and questioning why we let him go every 5 minutes.

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Never mind how we played, I thought Swansea were useless. Kept possession but the majority of the time it was pointless possession. Result was never in doubt.

Finally we can put this pathetic thread to bed.

You seem utterly confused. It's all the bellends that have joined us SINCE promotion that start all this type of nonsense.

It was all started by the fat lad who wears the ridiculous hat to every game. I'm sure he enjoyed it anyway.

I work with that age group and I guarantee the majority aged 7+ would have found it really unfunny.

Quite. What I don't understand is how funny some people found it. Like it was the greatest moment of their lives. It was reception age comedy. And I'd say it's closer to 99% unfortunately.

That diversion on the A34 was an absolute joke. Good night before that though.

What's parking like at the ground?

I'm baffled as to why Cedric was signed if we have to bring in Yoshida for "extra defensive quality" - that is worrying right there, because Yoshida and quality aren't two words I'd ever put together.

They were nowhere near as loud as previous years. I nearly fell over when they started singing "small town in Portsmouth" - shocked that a Utd away support resorted to that.

That was bizarre. Must have totted up about 6 fouls in the game without a yellow.

We clearly aren't in a relegation battle but i'll be surprised if we finish top half.

Koeman at fault today. Yoshida should be absolutely nowhere near the starting line up.

Yoshida is an utter joke

A MASSIVE 1-1 draw against Oxford for the champions elect today.

Well Shaw certainly won't be playing. Looks an horrendous injury.

There's one ticket left in the upper tier before sell out.

The oil won't run out anytime soon, certainly not in the next century. Fracking will make sure of that. There is more oil being found then they know what to do with.

Let's be honest they're a pretty pathetic fanbase.

Yeah, but, Morgan or Wotton????