LGTL

Could we? This is right up there as the worst we could hope for. It’s also nothing at all like Adkins. For starters, we were in L1. He only lasted 5 months in the PL. This is just more of the ‘we’re Southampton and we’re just happy to be here’ which is infecting the club at the moment. Championship manager (and not even that if you ask Stoke fans!) for a soon to be Championship team.

Is anyone really excited about Nathan fucking Jones? Jesus wept

Nathan Jones…

Struggling to think of a poorer starting 11 we’ve had in the Premier League since we got promoted. The whole pigeon thing is just cringy bollocks too.

We should think ourselves lucky to be 18th in the most wonderful league in all the world.

Everything that makes a World Cup so magnificent is missing from this tournament. Yes I’ll watch it, but not one ounce of it is right. I’d usually go too, but giving this one a swerve.

Those goal nets. God I miss the Dell.

Can anyone seriously argue that Ballard would be any worse then Che fucking Adams?

Lyanco was a terrible signing, never understood the dins who want to worship him. But then we had the same with De Ridder so there we go. As long as you wave and clap, be as horrendous as you like.

1st half was right up there as the worst 45 you’ll ever see. An utter disgrace.

That was a fucking disgrace. Aribo is pointless, whole midfield nowhere to be seen. Get this useless cunt out of here, he’s an embarrassment.

Same old names in the same old jobs. Highlights their complete lack of strength in depth. This lot are no Man City are they! As for Education, what a disgrace. If you have children in the state system, they really don’t care about them.

Back in the bottom 3, exactly where we deserve to be. Disgrace from the entire club at the moment.

Replace this with every.

Assume Aribo will go through the middle. He can’t do any worse then the last two performances I guess.

Johnson already has over 100 by all accounts. Looking like it comes down to those two if Johnson still fancies it, and I can’t imagine his ego could give this opportunity a miss.

Am I missing something from the bookies? How is Sunak favourite? Absolutely zero chance Tory members will ever make him Prime Minister. So it comes down to Johnson or a rigged online vote.

They are quite happy to sell an expensive 'Cat 1' ticket to some noddy Arsenal fan in the home end. This is it until we get relegated, and boy are these cretins in chrge in for a shock. Could be coming sooner rather than later.

Mello Mello Bar in Boscombe was our pub a couple of years ago. But most places in Bournemouth will let us in I guess.

Looking forward to this. I work down there and they like us really. Think we’ll win this. Why? Because it’s Bournemouth and we usually beat them before the games even started.

He has to go FFS, it’s horrendous. His little lapdog Adam Blackmore is showing himself to be a massive tool once again.

They’re done for a generation. It’s just a case of how much pain the party fancy before putting us all out of our misery.

Found his level.

Utterly pointless, as we all predicted. Annoyingly, not humiliating enough for him to get the boot at 5.30pm

They’ll be sorry once we inevitably get relegated and crowds of 15,000 turn up. You can’t act like this when you’re Southampton Football Club, as we are only a bad run away from relegation. Quite who they think we are, christ knows.