Jillyanne

Brilliant!

Over the last two weeks: My kitten got killed My friend had a seriously ill baby (now not so bad) My Paris trip went tits up My boss has cancer (found this out yesterday) My car blew up today Please can someone better that to make me feel ever so slightly better?

Did it help atall?

+1.

Well as he works away a month at a time I have perfected the technique of running hot water on the lids, then they come off easily!

I meant harsh for her to act like that! I would just castrate my other half then cut his thumbs and little fingers off, after all whats the point in being with a bloke who has a burnt c)ck?

Brilliant films.

Brilliant.

Which was nice.

Like eating eyeballs, nice though.

Erm, how do you know that turkey is Iranian?

I am sure plenty of us live in houses with dark past, at very least a death (even natural causes) wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7812875.stm Sorry if this has already been posted - had a quick scan and couldn't see it.

This could well ruin your sex life.

I would say more like C-section.

Tad harsh, their first attempt on goal would have been in if it wasn't for Drew.

No.

Who did the draw please - I missed it!

Completely agree with you.

Crackers are an entirely different ball game tbf.

Bit harsh on JB don't you think?

Pinder sounds like a bloke.

My female Bengal has been sh*gged ever since the male one we had was f*(king killed on 21st December.

O don't think the blue hair in the first clip is real.