Jillyanne

Stu - if you really want to sell to the Polish - deffo Bursledon although they tend to pick your stuff up and say "how much", you then tell them and they literally give you a couple of quid less then f&ck off. I have no experience of this but my mate does them every Sunday and for this reason has moved pitch.

Yeah, Denzil is such a worthwhile contributor on there.

Grow up.

Wrong - Marie Rose sauce, brilliant for prawn c&cktails. (add a squeeze of lemon) We need a cookery forum.

Boil some pasta, let it cool, add tuna and sweetcorn. Cut some red peppers, add this stuff you speak off, job done.

If only SAW was real, turn him over to Jigsaw to deal one of his very harsh punishments on the c**t. I am not a dog lover but truly fail to see how anyone can be that cruel, it turns my stomach and makes me sad to say that I am the same race as that scumbag.

I find that very sexist tbf, a lot of men say that about porn, how little they know.

My tortoises are the only ones who have been 'fridge bound', my stepson and his gecko will remain non fridge bound.

Tonight - watching tv and not much else Sat - take my stepson to be to buy a gecko then chill Sun - nothing planned Real exciting, my weekends will get better again after this one.

Her partner is property developer Ben Andersen, and they have two children: Bay Atlas (born July 2006, Westminster, London), and Oscar (born August 2008). She is also stepmother to her husband's two children from a previous relationship, Hal and Orion. They currently live in London.

Are you lot not getting any lately? You are all like dogs on heat today!

Take them to Legoland instead.

Are you partial to any other body parts?

Never seen it.

No, I have a 2.0i Astra.

Death and life.

I don't even know what the hell an 'Orc' is?

Crab sticks do not contain any crab.

You miserable sod, have you actually watched an episode? It is very very funny.

How the tv/radio/phone works.

Magic.

C reg Vauxhall Nova, it was crap.

Scott and Shane - are you two ever going to leave home?

Mrs WSS (i feel her pain) must have had an 'abnormal' smear at some point then. Now I know this to be fact and if she tells you any different she is telling porkie pies. I am the same age and believe me I know.