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saint_stevo

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  1. quality.
  2. hell yeah!
  3. Dexter True Blood Season 1- Prison Break
  4. i have gone for 3-0 today Hoping to break into the top 6
  5. They are good at Hockey
  6. i would do anything for a go on cheryl
  7. Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
  8. At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking? Scroll down * ** Don't look down!* __________________________________________________________
  9. the maps on MW2 are better IMO. Hate a few though, such as Estate. Does my head in. Im a measley level 24
  10. http://www.ebuyer.com/product/168547 No camera, but meh i'm sure her phone already has a camera
  11. Prutton on loan?
  12. i wish i was as cool as booing or being booed
  13. i watch it cos i love cheryl cole, and would gargle with her monthlies, and use her faeces for toothpaste
  14. aaaarrrggghhh my gaaawwwd
  15. quality tips as per usual eh
  16. no good?
  17. script seems to hang at 'W32TM /RESYNC' waiting for the user to press return...anyway of getting round that? /force or something?
  18. plug the usb cable in and it will work again.....just becomes unassociated
  19. looks like im off call now, seeing as though i am an absolute cripple again. Prob get on some mephedrone and have a tear up
  20. just happens to be in southsea? so its a skate skate-park. where is that pen knife....
  21. i wonder if he stinks of B.O?
  22. http://www.portableuniverse.co.uk/Cheap_laptop_Compaq netbook- http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/GRADE_A1_-_Acer_Aspire_One_AOA110-Bw_Netbook_A1-LU.S020B.032/version.asp Best looking around for some refurb's i reckon, or e-bay
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