saint_stevo

How come so much Seks Phil me old china? Or are you lying to seem cool to innernet geeks?

Are they not then brown sauce beans? Ginger Beans? Are they for Robsk?

It's part of the look. I imagine her to be all, "take it out and put it in my mouth" so its still sweet

If my match is off tomorrow and the Tard kick about has a decent amount signed up, i may appear

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Scu are you saying you wouldn't? What has Stanley and the main bored done to you my man?

Only if i have been out with Scotteh or S13

Spicing up an already great sauce just seems slightly perverse BBQ sauce with chips is The Option

BBQ baked beans are sweet too

Also, how the f*ck can Burger King charge 10p for a pot of the stuff. Cheeky buggers

Surely if its hot BBQ sauce, its not BBQ sauce anymore? Would be like having an orange flavoured banana

I'd put it in her nostrils. No problem

Go have some fake BBQ Sauce, if you got nothing nice to say and all that.......

F*ck, i went out in Leicester a couple of years ago, got smashed up, and dont remember a thing, all i had the next morning was some blood stained boxers. Leicester is a sh*t hole, half the people there don't speak English

Would get destroyed. Bet she is proper dirty and stuff

I want to live at that museum Seatbelt, it looks tranquil and like nothing there can harm me or cause me pain, it can be my happy place. I hate museums, the gift shops suck. Anyone ever been to Eastleigh Museum on the high street opposite Stones-ish? Na me either.......

Its not BBQ sauce then is it

I pre-ordered it with 'The Hut'. Didnt arrive today. F*ckers. Oh well doesnt look like i am missing much

Best thing ever? HP woodsmoked rules

Cabbage Face is Chris Moyles and Pilsbury Dough Boys illegitimate Love Child. I do not spam, i add character and love to a thread. INS is crouchie, he lives in Oxon

Maybe the same way you become a magnate or tycoon?

Badminton is for gehs Stuff

reading my name in when i score or get sent off

we are aware

i see this as implied racism